A friend in need.

[abhoth]

Some guys car breaks down and the towers haul him and his car in.

He asks to use the phone to call his friend to come pick him up.

After a quick discussion, it's determined that his "friend" is not going to be bothered.

He yells into the phone, "You're a horse cock!  A horse cock!  And your wife is a cow's ass!"

Then he slams the phone down and walks

Comments

[abhoth]

Not a very stinging insult, but one that's hard to forget.