Comments | abhoth: Two twitches, one week.

abhoth

Two twitches, one week.

Jul 19, 2009 20:59

A woman walked into the gas station and buys some oil. She says to me "My car burns oil like crazy."

"What year is it?" I asked. Then I knew it was a '97.

"A 97." She says.

I get these funny moments now and then. So does my mom. She calls them 'psychic twitches'. Maybe it's genetic. I know, I know, I predict all sorts of ridiculous things like ( Read more... )

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kuiskaus July 20 2009, 01:48:07 UTC

yeah. I have friends who say the same stuff.

I wonder though, how many times do you say something in your head, have it be wrong and it just doesnt register? so that the stuff that does, sticks out?

that's me being logical because that kind of stuff doesnt happen to me. The stuff that does is when I think to myself WOULDNT IT BE GREAT IF SUCH AND SUCH HAPPENED?? and it does. Oxmonkey and I have that happen. I'm betting there's something to it, but that it's not something we can measure yet.

it's probably boring. like atoms and molecules.

abhoth July 20 2009, 14:18:32 UTC

I test myself and it never works.

People want to play Powerball. They tell me their numbers and I punch them in. I try to guess the next number, and it's never right.

I'm thinking, "He'll want 41."

Customer; "Gimme an 11."

"He'll pick 25."

Customer; "The next number is ten."

"He'll pick 7."

"When is your birthday?"

"Huh?"

"When is your birthday?"

"Uh...the seventh?"

"Ok, 7."

"YEAH I GOT ONE RIGHT!!"

abhoth July 20 2009, 14:49:42 UTC

And since when are atoms and molecules boring?

Michael Jackson's dead white ass is made out of atoms and molecules!! So is yer perty mouth!

Scarlett Johansen is made out of atoms and molocules.

Who does not find her exciting?

kuiskaus July 21 2009, 03:35:37 UTC

I dont find the text book explanations of things exciting.

TOMATO TOMAHTO.

scarlett? i dont find her exciting.

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abhoth July 20 2009, 14:09:43 UTC

yubba

imaassspankme July 20 2009, 11:38:30 UTC

You don't have to be a psychic to guess I'm high on dope.

abhoth July 20 2009, 14:09:13 UTC

No...I guessed that you were high on dope thanks to *Car, or Car*, or whatever it was.

After I made that guess, then I knew it was heroin. I found it slightly amazing that you could write on that junk, but then, I knew a guy who could operate a mtorcycle after shooting up...

He's dead now, by the way. From an overdose.

imaassspankme July 20 2009, 14:16:59 UTC

Lol, I've watched someone bang themself up while driving. There's really not much to it. Unless you're to the point of nodding, you're pretty much just sober, but happy. Driving drunk is far more frightening. Even pot is hard to drive on. Heroin is just normal, but better.

It's sad that people overdose. I'm going to try to avoid banging up two bags at once for as long as I can. I can't imagine myself at 350+ lbs overdosing on one bag.

abhoth July 20 2009, 14:22:45 UTC

No, this guy ODed on one spike. He got his hands on dope that had not been stepped on, or poorly processed. I heard he was down and out in less then a minute.

Then again, I heard that his asshole friends did not call an ambulance, they just left him in some parking lot.

All this is rumor.

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abhoth July 20 2009, 14:55:50 UTC

Ok, made sandwich and salad. Off to work.

We'll see how many cars the tow truck drivers bring in from the ghetto today...

These people drive BMW's with all the extras and modified suspension systems (so they can take exit ramps at eighty). But as soon as their car is grabbed, they show up and act as poor as church mice.

imaassspankme July 20 2009, 15:00:43 UTC

Get absorbed? HA, hardly.