I Enjoy Being A Girl
Title:I Enjoy Being A Girl
Author: dorkle_07
Rating:NC-17
Pairing:Ryan/Brendon with a little bit o one sided Gabe/Brendon
POV:3rd
Summary:Genderswap! …in which Brendon wakes up a girl and Ryan decides to make the most of it.
Disclaimer:blahblahblahNOTMINEblahblahblah
Author Notes:So I had thought about writing a genderswap, but not seriously…and then one day I woke up and went “I’M GOING TO WRITE A GENDERSWAP”. sam_i_am_not_2 and sullenriot19 convinced me it was a good idea. I thank them endlessly for this. This is most definitely the longest story I’ve ever posted. I’m actually rather proud of the fact that I finished it. There was most definitely a few times where I wanted to stop writing it and just move on to something else. I’m glad I didn’t stop though…This story is really one of my most favorites that I’ve ever written *toots own horn*. Once again, huge thanks and hugs and cookies and rainbows to sam_i_am_not_2 and sullenriot19…They really are the best! They put up with all of my bitching and sending of random snippets while writing. Also, sullenriot19 has to put up with my crappy grammar and punctuation skills….so lets all fall at her feet and make her our hero for putting up what that shit. *worships*
The first time it happens, everyone is quite confused. Ryan is especially upset by it seeing as Brendon is his boyfriend, and his boyfriend woke up as a GIRL this morning. Ryan notices it when he first wakes up. He cracks one eye open and sees Brendon sitting up, grabbing his chest, squeezing and giggling like mad.
“Brendon…what the fuck?”
“I have boobs” Brendon says with wide eyes. His eyes get even wider and his hand flies down to grab his crotch. He gasps and looks at Ryan. “And no Chauncey!”
Ryan kind of screams when he hears this.
*
Jon and Spencer are currently leaning on each other, doubled over in laughter. Ryan is pouting and Brendon is once again squeezing his newly developed boobs.
“Hands off Brendon,” Ryan snaps, smacking Brendon’s hands.
Brendon pouts and rubs his hands as Jon and Spencer wipe tears away from their eyes.
“So you’re telling me he just woke up like this?” Spencer asks.
“Yeah…I am,” Ryan says.
“Good thing we don’t have any shows planned….” Jon says with a grin.
Jon and Spencer look at each other and sputter, then begin to crack up again.
*
Brendon is currently walking around in boxer shorts and an oversized shirt. He plops down on the couch next to Jon and lets out a loud sigh.
“What’s up B?” Jon says.
“I need girly things,” Brendon whines.
“Uh…like what?”
“Not those kind of girly things,” Brendon says smacking Jon’s arm. “I need like…bras and panties and like….pretty clothes and stuff. OH! And shoes too!” Brendon says.
“Did you just say shoes,” Spencer says poking his head around the door frame.
“Uh…yeah,” Brendon says.
Spencer’s eyes glaze over and he runs and grabs Brendon’s wrist, pulling him off the couch.
“Hey! Watch it! I’m delicate,” Brendon says.
“Like hell you are!” Spencer says. “Now get dressed so we can go shopping!”
Brendon huffs and stomps off to get dressed. When he walks into his room he sees Ryan sitting on the bed.
“Hey Ry…” Brendon says.
“Oh, hey baby…” Ryan says looking up. “How are you feeling?”
“Weird,” Brendon says.
Brendon walks and stands in between Ryan’s legs and put his hands on his boyfriend’s shoulders. Ryan’s hands go automatically to Brendon’s hips and he looks up at his boyfriend.
“Spencer is taking me shopping to pick up a few things.”
“What kind of things?” Ryan says suspiciously.
“Not those kinds of things,” Brendon says with a smirk. “Other things.”
Ryan looks at him curiously.
“You know…some pretty tops, a few nice dresses…some undergarments.” Brendon lowers his voice at the last part and Ryan looks up at him.
“I might need some help picking some stuff out…you may want to come,” Brendon says pushing his hip into Ryan. Ryan finds his breath catching at the thoughts now going through his head. He growls a little then smacks Brendon’s ass.
“Go get dressed lady,” he says with a grin.
*
At the mall, Spencer wants nothing more than to drag Brendon into Saks off Fifth and buy out their selection of Louboutins, but he holds off when Ryan tells Spencer Brendon needs clothes first.
“Shouldn’t we get him some panties and stuff first?” Spencer says, scratching his head.
“Good point Spencer,” Ryan says with a grin. Spencer puffs out his chest and grins before Ryan says with a menacing smirk, “why don’t you go get a pretzel or something while I take my lovely girlfriend on a shopping spree at Victoria’s Secret?” Spencer’s chest deflates and he drags Jon to the food could while Ryan grabs Brendon’s hand and brings him to Victoria’s Secret.
“Baby, if anyone asks you what your name is, you are going to need a girl name…”
“Uh…if you call me Brenda I will cut off your manhood with a butter knife,” Brendon says.
“Britney it is,” Ryan says grabbing Brendon around the waist and pulling him in close.
*
When Ryan and Brendon walk into Victoria’s Secret, the walk right into the Very Sexy/Sexy Little Things room.
“Perfect,” Ryan says with a smirk.
A sales girl walks up and Ryan requests that she measure Brendon.
“It’s been a while,” Ryan says grinning at Brendon.
Brendon stands with his arms out as the girl takes his measurements.
“You come out to a 34C,” the girl says smiling. “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
“No thank you,” Ryan says with a smile.
Ryan pulls Brendon toward a display with some baby dolls.
“I think you are going to need a few of these, baby,” Ryan says with a smile.
Brendon stands back as Ryan picks out a few. Brendon then moves to the last of three large rooms with PINK merchandise in them and picks out some panties. Ryan stays in the sexy room and picks out some sexier panties for Brendon. Brendon also picks out some sweats and lounge stuff from the three large PINK rooms and grabs Ryan, pulling him towards the dressing rooms. Ryan grins as Brendon drags him through the store.
Brendon and Ryan wait to get a dressing room and when he does the girl kindly informs Ryan he cannot come in the dressing rooms with Brendon. Brendon pouts but goes into the dressing room and tries on his pink sweats first. He is totally in love with all of them, especially the oversized ones with PINK going down the left leg. Brendon tries on the baby dolls that Ryan picked out next, he thinks about how weird this all is, but throws the thought away when he looks at how hot he is in the red silk teddy Ryan picked out for him. It has an empire waist of diamantes on it and it is a nice deep shade of red. Brendon looks at himself in the mirror and does a spin, realizing now why girls love lingerie so much. Brendon feels sexy and beautiful and he is now in love with Victoria and all of her secrets.
“Baby, are you going to come out and show me any thing?” Ryan says.
“Nope!” Brendon grins.
“Why the hell not?!” Ryan asks, clearly going into bitch mode.
“Because I want you to be surprised” Brendon says.
“You can’t even show me part of one of those baby dolls I picked out for you?” Ryan whines.
“NOPE!” Brendon says with a grin.
The tone of Ryan’s voice goes just a little more serious then as he says, “Britney you will come out and show me something.”
Brendon puts on a pair of PINK sweats and a pretty lacy bra. He opens the door and poses in the door way.
“This is as much as you are getting Ross,” Brendon says with a grin.
“You are such a fucking tease,” Ryan says licking his lips.
Brendon reaches out, puts a finger under Ryan’s chin, pulling his head up.
“Eyes up cowboy,” Brendon says looking into Ryan’s eyes. Ryan groans and stomps out of the dressing room.
Brendon tries on the rest of his undergarments and the two of them go and pay. Brendon racks up a pretty hefty tab, but to Ryan it will be totally worth it later on tonight.
Jon and Spencer are waiting outside of the store for the two of them. Spencer whistles when he sees all of the bags Brendon has.
“Someone went panty crazy” Spencer says eyeing the bags.
“Speaking of which…” Brendon says grabbing a pair of panties and a bra from one bag.
“I’m gonna go…do this,” he says walking towards the ladies room.
“This is too weird,” Jon says shaking his head.
“Tell me about it,” Ryan says shaking his head. “How do you think I felt when I woke up to him feeling his own boobs?!”
“Dude, I don’t even know,” Jon says shaking his head a little.
Brendon comes back and smiles at the three boys.
“Where to next guys?”
“You need some clothes,” Ryan says taking Brendon’s hand.
*
The first store Brendon is taken into is American Eagle and as soon as they walk in Ryan and Jon run to a rack of skirts. Ryan grabs Brendon and pulls the back of his pants out so he can check the size
“Nice thong” he whispers in Brendon’s ear
“Perv,” Brendon whispers back.
Ryan gives Brendon a wink and lascivious lick of the lips before returning to looking through racks of clothes.
Ryan and Jon go through racks and racks of clothing, holding up various outfits for each other to look at. Brendon stays near so they can hold up various things against his body.
“That would be great if it were a little shorter…yeah just like that.”
“No I think that shirt would look better with that skirt.”
“Spencer, grab some shoes to match this.”
The staff looks on with amused glances as Spencer flits around with arms full of shoes, while Ryan and Jon tear apart racks of skirts and dresses.
They finally grab Brendon and pull him towards the dressing rooms. Ryan hands Brendon an outfit pushes him in the dressing room.
“Come out when you’re done so Jon and I can look at you,” Ryan says.
When Brendon comes out, Ryan groans and bites his lip at the sight. Brendon is wearing a herringbone miniskirt with two pleats in the front and two in the back with a black argyle crew neck sweater.
“I think this is too short,” Brendon says, looking shy and pulling the hem down a little bit.
“Don’t speak,” Ryan says. “Just stand there and look pretty.”
Ryan walks around Brendon, lingering in the back. He pulls up the hem and peeks at Brendon’s backside with a grin. When he does this Brendon squeals and pulls it down very quickly.
“RYAN!” he squeaks.
Ryan grins and laughs a little. He gives Brendon’s butt a pat and walks back to Brendon’s front. Brendon has his arms crossed over his chest and he is scowling at Ryan.
“I like it,” Jon says.
“Me too!” Spencer pipes in.
Brendon perks up when he hears this.
“Okay then…take that off and put this one on,” Ryan says.
They continue like this in every store. Ryan, Jon and Spencer pick out outfits and Brendon tries them on, comes out, and stays silent as the other three boys appraise him. It makes Brendon feel uncomfortable, and a little naked, but he doest his best to be a good boy (girl?) for Ryan.
It is at the point in the trip where Brendon is getting exhausted and bitchy.
“Do we HAVE to go shoe shopping today?” Brendon whines.
Spencer looks at Brendon as if he’s just killed his first born.
“Of course we have to go shoe shopping today! How the fuck are you supposed to rock all of your great new outfits if you don’t have the proper shoes?!”
Brendon lets Spencer take him into Macy’s to look for high heels. He tells Brendon he needs one black pair and one crazy pair. Brendon goes to pick out some shoes, but finds that Spencer, in his excitement, has already taken care of that.
Brendon sits and waits for the lady to come out with his shoes.
Brendon tries on both pairs and decides he loves them. Finding high heels has given him a second wind, and he loves the look on Ryan’s face when he struts around the shoe section in them. Brendon looks in the mirror and poses, before taking the shoes off and paying for both pairs. Brendon and Spencer buy some cute flats and such at DSW and then Ryan takes Brendon to Sephora to get some makeup.
When the boys (and Brendon) get home, Brendon puts all of his bags in his and Ryan’s room and puts on a pair of super soft sweat pants he got from Victoria’s Secret, along with a tank top. He puts his long hair up in a bun on top of his head and walks out into the living room. Ryan smiles up at him as he walks in.
“Why don’t you come and watch a movie with us, baby?” Brendon sits next to Ryan and cuddles in. The four of them watch Everything Is Illuminated and eat pizza. Halfway through the second movie they decide to watch, Brendon falls asleep with his head in Ryan’s lap. Ryan has his hand under Brendon’s shirt and is rubbing his stomach, just to feel Brendon’s skin.
When the movie is over, Ryan presses a kiss to Brendon’s forehead and wakes him up, telling him its time for bed.
Ryan follows Brendon into their room and watches as Brendon gets changed. Brendon pulls on a pair of navy blue flannel pajamas with space ships on them from Victoria’s Secret. Brendon takes his hair down from the bun on top of his head and lets it fall all over his shoulders. He pulls back the covers and gets in. Ryan strips to his boxers and gets in next to Brendon, cuddling up close.
“Baby, you were so good today while we picked out clothes for you,” Ryan says.
“Thank you for not freaking out Ryan,” Brendon says, tucking his head under Ryan’s chin.
“Of course,” Ryan says. “I love you. You know that. You know you’re my little…well I guess now you’re my little girl, huh?”
Brendon smiles, cheeks coloring just a little, and nuzzles into Ryan. “Mmm, love you too Ry.”
Ryan throws his arm over Brendon’s side and lets his hand snake under the back of Brendon’s shirt, stroking the skin there. Soon enough he hears Brendon’s breathing even out and he himself falls asleep as well.
Brendon woke up before Ryan the next day, and decided to get up and get dressed to surprise his boyfriend. After wrestling with a bra for about five minutes, he finally figures it out and puts on a denim mini skirt with a red knit shirt from Hollister and a grey tank top underneath. He pairs his outfit with a pair of legwarmers that have large red and white stripes on them, and a pair of grey felt clogs from American Eagle. He puts his hair up because he’s not quite sure what to do with it, and walks out into the kitchen.
He sees Jon sitting at the bar with a cup of coffee.
“Hey Bren…lookin’ good,” he says when he sees the boy.
“Thanks Jon…You and Ryan have good taste,” Brendon says with a grin.
Brendon puts on water for tea and leans over on the breakfast bar to talk to Jon. Ryan comes in rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He is wearing a pair of low slung pajama bottoms and no shirt. He looks at Brendon leaning over the breakfast bar and notices that he can see directly down his shirt. Suddenly he is more bisexual than he remembers being. Brendon sees him and his face lights up, he bounces over to Ryan, and when Ryan sees the way his chest bounces with him, the only thing he can think is that yes, he is way more bisexual than he ever told himself he was.
“Hey Ry!” Brendon says grinning as he gives Ryan a hug.
“Hey, baby,” Ryan says with a grin. He puts his hands on Brendon’s hips and steps back to take a look at Brendon’s outfit.
“You look so pretty baby,” Ryan says with a grin.
“Yeah Bren, you make a really hot girl” Jon says with a grin, leering at Brendon. Ryan’s eyes darken and he pulls Brendon to him roughly.
“Keep your hands off my girl, Walker.” Brendon pushed Ryan away and straightened his outfit.
“Gosh, Ry! Watch the outfit! I don’t just wake up looking this good!” Brendon grabs his boobs and adjusts them in his shirt, and then pulls the tank top up so they don’t fall out. Jon laughs when Brendon does this and Ryan looks at Brendon and turns up the cheese factor.
“Baby you always look good.” He says as he pulls Brendon into him.
“Aw, Ryan you are too sweet,” Brendon says into Ryan’s neck.
“Where’s Spence?” Jon says.
Soon after Jon says this, Ryan, Brendon and Jon hear Spencer trying to tell someone to slow down and go away, but he is too late as Pete Wentz is currently barreling into their living room. Brendon turns around to look at Pete and Pete cracks up.
“OH MY iGOD,” he yells, “SPENCER WASN’T KIDDING! YOU REALLY ARE A GIRL”
“I’ve got tits, don’t I?” Brendon says putting his hands on his hips, cocking them.
Pete runs forward and reaches his hands out to try to touch Brendon’s chest. Ryan intercepts him though, by smacking his hands hard.
“Ow! What the fuck bitch?” Pete says, pouting.
“Hands off,” Ryan says. “Those are MINE.”
“Well actually they belong to Bre-” Spencer starts.
“You get the point!” Ryan says pulling Brendon in close.
Pete whistles as he looks Brendon up and down.
“Damn B, you look SMOKIN’,” Pete says.
Ryan’s posture becomes ridged and his lips become a thin line. Brendon giggles and twirls his hair at the compliment and Ryan’s grip on Brendon tightens.
“Ryan let up! I’m not going anywhere.”
“I don’t want him touching you…” Ryan says into Brendon’s ear.
Ryan and Brendon look over at Pete, who is still suggestively eyeing Brendon. Brendon turns around and looks at Ryan, smiling.
“You’re jealous aren’t you?”
Ryan turns red and looks at the ground.
“I turn into a girl and all of a sudden you are some kind of dominant boyfriend?”
“Bren…shut up,” Ryan says not looking into Brendon’s eyes.
“It’s kinda hot…” Brendon says into Ryan’s ear, licking the shell when he is done talking. Ryan growls again as he hears Pete make another lewd comment regarding Brendon’s ass. Brendon looks up at Ryan.
“No…it’s totally hot,” he says with a grin.
Ryan grins down at Brendon and the two exchange a hot kiss. Brendon’s arms go around Ryan’s neck and Ryan’s arms go around Brendon’s waist. Ryan’s hand strays down to Brendon’s ass and soon, Ryan hears Pete say:
“HOLY SHIT JON! GET THE CAMERA! THIS IS BETTER THAN THAT PORN I WATCHED WITH GABE LAST NIGHT!”
Ryan pulls off of Brendon’s lips and looks at Pete.
.
“Wentz if you even think about filming us I will personally see to it that you’re made into a unich,” Ryan says with chilling seriousness.
Brendon laughs into Ryan’s neck and Ryan smiles, running a hand down Brendon’s back.
*
The boys decide that instead of hiding Brendon, they will let people know about it. When Pete hears this he decides to throw a party at his place. All of their good friends are there to see Brendon…no one knew how long this was going to last so they wanted as many pictures as possible.
Spencer decided to take Brendon shopping for the perfect outfit.
“Sorry Ry, but you can’t come! This is a girl’s day.”
“You’re a dude,” Ryan says dryly.
“You get the point. Ass.” Spencer says, dragging Brendon by the hand.
Ryan grins as he sees Brendon pulling the back of his denim mini skirt down while running after Spencer. Ryan runs after Brendon and flips the back of his skirt up really quickly.
“Ryan!” Brendon squeals, “cut it out!”
“Can’t help it Bren, your ass is just too tempting in that little skirt of yours.”
“Cut it out you two horn dogs! Brendon, we have to go,” Spencer says pulling Brendon out of the house by his arm.
Spencer drags Brendon right to Jessica McClintock when they get to the mall.
“I know we will find something here,” he says looking through racks of dresses.
One of the sales girls comes up to them and asks if they need help.
“Well, my friends decided to throw my best girlfriend over here an impromptu birthday party tonight and we need a fabulous dress,” Spencer says with a flick of his wrist.
Spencer goes on to explain that Brendon wants to “wow the pants off of her man.” Spencer and the sales girl pick out a number of dresses and send Brendon to the dressing room. Brendon tries on each one, comes out, turns around and lets Spencer and the sales girl take in each one. When they finally decide on the dress Brendon is tired and wants nothing more than to go to sleep. Then Spencer informs him he needs shoes, jewelry and makeup. Brendon lets out a tired sigh, but lets Spencer drag him into Bloomingdale’s.
When they get home, Brendon takes a nap for a few hours. While Brendon is sleeping, Ryan slips into the room and lies in bed with him watching him sleep. He gets his first really good look at Brendon as a girl. His features are softer now and of course his curves are more pronounced. After staring at him for a good few minutes he decides that Brendon, whether he is a boy or a girl, is absolutely stunning.
A few hours later, Brendon is shaken awake by Ryan.
“Baby…baby you have to get up.”
Brendon cracks open one eye. “Why?” he groans.
“Because Spencer is here and he wants me to leave.”
“Because we have to get Brendon gorgeous for his party tonight!” Spencer says.
Brendon rolls his eyes and gets out of bed, kissing Ryan’s lips as he goes to take a shower. He comes out toweling off his hair. Spencer comes in with a hair dryer and some hair product he stole from Ryan. Brendon sits as Spencer dries his hair, and then straightens it. He then shoos Brendon of to go get dressed. When Brendon is totally dressed, Spencer does his makeup and helps him get steady on his heels.
Ryan is starting to get impatient; since Brendon and Spencer came back Ryan wasn’t allowed anywhere near them.
Ryan is sitting on the couch messing with his sidekick. He sees Spencer fly down the stairs, in his party outfit and his head shoots up.
“Where’s Brendon?”
“He’s coming right now!” Spencer says with a grin.
When Ryan looks to the top of the stairs his breathing stops. Brendon is at the top of the steps and he looks positively radiant.
He is wearing a short purple dress with a rouched square neck top and a pretty flowy skirt that doesn’t even reach mid thigh. It is made of a satiny material and it makes Brendon’s legs look absolutely amazing. With his dress, Brendon is wearing a pair of gold foil-textured peek toe pumps with a heel about four inches high with a bow on the top of the shoe. Ryan noticed that around his neck, Brendon was wearing a little gold dog tag with letters cut out of it; he just couldn’t quite make out what it said. Ryan also noticed a gold clutch purse in Brendon’s right hand.
Ryan jumped off of the couch to help Brendon down the stairs the rest of the way. When Ryan walked up to Brendon he finally got a look at what the necklace around Brendon’s neck said. One simple word: ‘his’.
Ryan fingers the necklace and looks into Brendon’s eyes, smiling. “I like this.”
“Yeah, I picked that out myself,” Brendon said with a smile. “I like knowing I belong to just you” Brendon continues.
Ryan puts his hand on Brendon’s neck and leans in for a kiss. Before he gets to Brendon’s lips, he hears Spencer yell.
“NO!”
“Spencer…what the FUCK?!” Ryan says in an irritated tone.
“You can’t mess up his lipstick…”
“Fuck the lipstick; I want to kiss my beautiful lady.”
After Ryan says this he pulls Brendon to him and kisses him full on the lips. When Ryan pulls away, Brendon’s lipstick looks fine.
“Uh, Ryan -”
“What’s up, baby?”
“You have a little…on your face.”
“Oh,” Ryan rubs at his face. “Is it gone now?”
“Yeah you’re good,” Brendon says with a smile.
“Well then, shall we be off?” Spencer says tapping his foot.
“Yeah, let’s go,” Ryan says.
Part Two
Author: dorkle_07
Rating:NC-17
Pairing:Ryan/Brendon with a little bit o one sided Gabe/Brendon
POV:3rd
Summary:Genderswap! …in which Brendon wakes up a girl and Ryan decides to make the most of it.
Disclaimer:blahblahblahNOTMINEblahblahblah
Author Notes:So I had thought about writing a genderswap, but not seriously…and then one day I woke up and went “I’M GOING TO WRITE A GENDERSWAP”. sam_i_am_not_2 and sullenriot19 convinced me it was a good idea. I thank them endlessly for this. This is most definitely the longest story I’ve ever posted. I’m actually rather proud of the fact that I finished it. There was most definitely a few times where I wanted to stop writing it and just move on to something else. I’m glad I didn’t stop though…This story is really one of my most favorites that I’ve ever written *toots own horn*. Once again, huge thanks and hugs and cookies and rainbows to sam_i_am_not_2 and sullenriot19…They really are the best! They put up with all of my bitching and sending of random snippets while writing. Also, sullenriot19 has to put up with my crappy grammar and punctuation skills….so lets all fall at her feet and make her our hero for putting up what that shit. *worships*
The first time it happens, everyone is quite confused. Ryan is especially upset by it seeing as Brendon is his boyfriend, and his boyfriend woke up as a GIRL this morning. Ryan notices it when he first wakes up. He cracks one eye open and sees Brendon sitting up, grabbing his chest, squeezing and giggling like mad.
“Brendon…what the fuck?”
“I have boobs” Brendon says with wide eyes. His eyes get even wider and his hand flies down to grab his crotch. He gasps and looks at Ryan. “And no Chauncey!”
Ryan kind of screams when he hears this.
*
Jon and Spencer are currently leaning on each other, doubled over in laughter. Ryan is pouting and Brendon is once again squeezing his newly developed boobs.
“Hands off Brendon,” Ryan snaps, smacking Brendon’s hands.
Brendon pouts and rubs his hands as Jon and Spencer wipe tears away from their eyes.
“So you’re telling me he just woke up like this?” Spencer asks.
“Yeah…I am,” Ryan says.
“Good thing we don’t have any shows planned….” Jon says with a grin.
Jon and Spencer look at each other and sputter, then begin to crack up again.
*
Brendon is currently walking around in boxer shorts and an oversized shirt. He plops down on the couch next to Jon and lets out a loud sigh.
“What’s up B?” Jon says.
“I need girly things,” Brendon whines.
“Uh…like what?”
“Not those kind of girly things,” Brendon says smacking Jon’s arm. “I need like…bras and panties and like….pretty clothes and stuff. OH! And shoes too!” Brendon says.
“Did you just say shoes,” Spencer says poking his head around the door frame.
“Uh…yeah,” Brendon says.
Spencer’s eyes glaze over and he runs and grabs Brendon’s wrist, pulling him off the couch.
“Hey! Watch it! I’m delicate,” Brendon says.
“Like hell you are!” Spencer says. “Now get dressed so we can go shopping!”
Brendon huffs and stomps off to get dressed. When he walks into his room he sees Ryan sitting on the bed.
“Hey Ry…” Brendon says.
“Oh, hey baby…” Ryan says looking up. “How are you feeling?”
“Weird,” Brendon says.
Brendon walks and stands in between Ryan’s legs and put his hands on his boyfriend’s shoulders. Ryan’s hands go automatically to Brendon’s hips and he looks up at his boyfriend.
“Spencer is taking me shopping to pick up a few things.”
“What kind of things?” Ryan says suspiciously.
“Not those kinds of things,” Brendon says with a smirk. “Other things.”
Ryan looks at him curiously.
“You know…some pretty tops, a few nice dresses…some undergarments.” Brendon lowers his voice at the last part and Ryan looks up at him.
“I might need some help picking some stuff out…you may want to come,” Brendon says pushing his hip into Ryan. Ryan finds his breath catching at the thoughts now going through his head. He growls a little then smacks Brendon’s ass.
“Go get dressed lady,” he says with a grin.
*
At the mall, Spencer wants nothing more than to drag Brendon into Saks off Fifth and buy out their selection of Louboutins, but he holds off when Ryan tells Spencer Brendon needs clothes first.
“Shouldn’t we get him some panties and stuff first?” Spencer says, scratching his head.
“Good point Spencer,” Ryan says with a grin. Spencer puffs out his chest and grins before Ryan says with a menacing smirk, “why don’t you go get a pretzel or something while I take my lovely girlfriend on a shopping spree at Victoria’s Secret?” Spencer’s chest deflates and he drags Jon to the food could while Ryan grabs Brendon’s hand and brings him to Victoria’s Secret.
“Baby, if anyone asks you what your name is, you are going to need a girl name…”
“Uh…if you call me Brenda I will cut off your manhood with a butter knife,” Brendon says.
“Britney it is,” Ryan says grabbing Brendon around the waist and pulling him in close.
*
When Ryan and Brendon walk into Victoria’s Secret, the walk right into the Very Sexy/Sexy Little Things room.
“Perfect,” Ryan says with a smirk.
A sales girl walks up and Ryan requests that she measure Brendon.
“It’s been a while,” Ryan says grinning at Brendon.
Brendon stands with his arms out as the girl takes his measurements.
“You come out to a 34C,” the girl says smiling. “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
“No thank you,” Ryan says with a smile.
Ryan pulls Brendon toward a display with some baby dolls.
“I think you are going to need a few of these, baby,” Ryan says with a smile.
Brendon stands back as Ryan picks out a few. Brendon then moves to the last of three large rooms with PINK merchandise in them and picks out some panties. Ryan stays in the sexy room and picks out some sexier panties for Brendon. Brendon also picks out some sweats and lounge stuff from the three large PINK rooms and grabs Ryan, pulling him towards the dressing rooms. Ryan grins as Brendon drags him through the store.
Brendon and Ryan wait to get a dressing room and when he does the girl kindly informs Ryan he cannot come in the dressing rooms with Brendon. Brendon pouts but goes into the dressing room and tries on his pink sweats first. He is totally in love with all of them, especially the oversized ones with PINK going down the left leg. Brendon tries on the baby dolls that Ryan picked out next, he thinks about how weird this all is, but throws the thought away when he looks at how hot he is in the red silk teddy Ryan picked out for him. It has an empire waist of diamantes on it and it is a nice deep shade of red. Brendon looks at himself in the mirror and does a spin, realizing now why girls love lingerie so much. Brendon feels sexy and beautiful and he is now in love with Victoria and all of her secrets.
“Baby, are you going to come out and show me any thing?” Ryan says.
“Nope!” Brendon grins.
“Why the hell not?!” Ryan asks, clearly going into bitch mode.
“Because I want you to be surprised” Brendon says.
“You can’t even show me part of one of those baby dolls I picked out for you?” Ryan whines.
“NOPE!” Brendon says with a grin.
The tone of Ryan’s voice goes just a little more serious then as he says, “Britney you will come out and show me something.”
Brendon puts on a pair of PINK sweats and a pretty lacy bra. He opens the door and poses in the door way.
“This is as much as you are getting Ross,” Brendon says with a grin.
“You are such a fucking tease,” Ryan says licking his lips.
Brendon reaches out, puts a finger under Ryan’s chin, pulling his head up.
“Eyes up cowboy,” Brendon says looking into Ryan’s eyes. Ryan groans and stomps out of the dressing room.
Brendon tries on the rest of his undergarments and the two of them go and pay. Brendon racks up a pretty hefty tab, but to Ryan it will be totally worth it later on tonight.
Jon and Spencer are waiting outside of the store for the two of them. Spencer whistles when he sees all of the bags Brendon has.
“Someone went panty crazy” Spencer says eyeing the bags.
“Speaking of which…” Brendon says grabbing a pair of panties and a bra from one bag.
“I’m gonna go…do this,” he says walking towards the ladies room.
“This is too weird,” Jon says shaking his head.
“Tell me about it,” Ryan says shaking his head. “How do you think I felt when I woke up to him feeling his own boobs?!”
“Dude, I don’t even know,” Jon says shaking his head a little.
Brendon comes back and smiles at the three boys.
“Where to next guys?”
“You need some clothes,” Ryan says taking Brendon’s hand.
*
The first store Brendon is taken into is American Eagle and as soon as they walk in Ryan and Jon run to a rack of skirts. Ryan grabs Brendon and pulls the back of his pants out so he can check the size
“Nice thong” he whispers in Brendon’s ear
“Perv,” Brendon whispers back.
Ryan gives Brendon a wink and lascivious lick of the lips before returning to looking through racks of clothes.
Ryan and Jon go through racks and racks of clothing, holding up various outfits for each other to look at. Brendon stays near so they can hold up various things against his body.
“That would be great if it were a little shorter…yeah just like that.”
“No I think that shirt would look better with that skirt.”
“Spencer, grab some shoes to match this.”
The staff looks on with amused glances as Spencer flits around with arms full of shoes, while Ryan and Jon tear apart racks of skirts and dresses.
They finally grab Brendon and pull him towards the dressing rooms. Ryan hands Brendon an outfit pushes him in the dressing room.
“Come out when you’re done so Jon and I can look at you,” Ryan says.
When Brendon comes out, Ryan groans and bites his lip at the sight. Brendon is wearing a herringbone miniskirt with two pleats in the front and two in the back with a black argyle crew neck sweater.
“I think this is too short,” Brendon says, looking shy and pulling the hem down a little bit.
“Don’t speak,” Ryan says. “Just stand there and look pretty.”
Ryan walks around Brendon, lingering in the back. He pulls up the hem and peeks at Brendon’s backside with a grin. When he does this Brendon squeals and pulls it down very quickly.
“RYAN!” he squeaks.
Ryan grins and laughs a little. He gives Brendon’s butt a pat and walks back to Brendon’s front. Brendon has his arms crossed over his chest and he is scowling at Ryan.
“I like it,” Jon says.
“Me too!” Spencer pipes in.
Brendon perks up when he hears this.
“Okay then…take that off and put this one on,” Ryan says.
They continue like this in every store. Ryan, Jon and Spencer pick out outfits and Brendon tries them on, comes out, and stays silent as the other three boys appraise him. It makes Brendon feel uncomfortable, and a little naked, but he doest his best to be a good boy (girl?) for Ryan.
It is at the point in the trip where Brendon is getting exhausted and bitchy.
“Do we HAVE to go shoe shopping today?” Brendon whines.
Spencer looks at Brendon as if he’s just killed his first born.
“Of course we have to go shoe shopping today! How the fuck are you supposed to rock all of your great new outfits if you don’t have the proper shoes?!”
Brendon lets Spencer take him into Macy’s to look for high heels. He tells Brendon he needs one black pair and one crazy pair. Brendon goes to pick out some shoes, but finds that Spencer, in his excitement, has already taken care of that.
Brendon sits and waits for the lady to come out with his shoes.
Brendon tries on both pairs and decides he loves them. Finding high heels has given him a second wind, and he loves the look on Ryan’s face when he struts around the shoe section in them. Brendon looks in the mirror and poses, before taking the shoes off and paying for both pairs. Brendon and Spencer buy some cute flats and such at DSW and then Ryan takes Brendon to Sephora to get some makeup.
When the boys (and Brendon) get home, Brendon puts all of his bags in his and Ryan’s room and puts on a pair of super soft sweat pants he got from Victoria’s Secret, along with a tank top. He puts his long hair up in a bun on top of his head and walks out into the living room. Ryan smiles up at him as he walks in.
“Why don’t you come and watch a movie with us, baby?” Brendon sits next to Ryan and cuddles in. The four of them watch Everything Is Illuminated and eat pizza. Halfway through the second movie they decide to watch, Brendon falls asleep with his head in Ryan’s lap. Ryan has his hand under Brendon’s shirt and is rubbing his stomach, just to feel Brendon’s skin.
When the movie is over, Ryan presses a kiss to Brendon’s forehead and wakes him up, telling him its time for bed.
Ryan follows Brendon into their room and watches as Brendon gets changed. Brendon pulls on a pair of navy blue flannel pajamas with space ships on them from Victoria’s Secret. Brendon takes his hair down from the bun on top of his head and lets it fall all over his shoulders. He pulls back the covers and gets in. Ryan strips to his boxers and gets in next to Brendon, cuddling up close.
“Baby, you were so good today while we picked out clothes for you,” Ryan says.
“Thank you for not freaking out Ryan,” Brendon says, tucking his head under Ryan’s chin.
“Of course,” Ryan says. “I love you. You know that. You know you’re my little…well I guess now you’re my little girl, huh?”
Brendon smiles, cheeks coloring just a little, and nuzzles into Ryan. “Mmm, love you too Ry.”
Ryan throws his arm over Brendon’s side and lets his hand snake under the back of Brendon’s shirt, stroking the skin there. Soon enough he hears Brendon’s breathing even out and he himself falls asleep as well.
Brendon woke up before Ryan the next day, and decided to get up and get dressed to surprise his boyfriend. After wrestling with a bra for about five minutes, he finally figures it out and puts on a denim mini skirt with a red knit shirt from Hollister and a grey tank top underneath. He pairs his outfit with a pair of legwarmers that have large red and white stripes on them, and a pair of grey felt clogs from American Eagle. He puts his hair up because he’s not quite sure what to do with it, and walks out into the kitchen.
He sees Jon sitting at the bar with a cup of coffee.
“Hey Bren…lookin’ good,” he says when he sees the boy.
“Thanks Jon…You and Ryan have good taste,” Brendon says with a grin.
Brendon puts on water for tea and leans over on the breakfast bar to talk to Jon. Ryan comes in rubbing the sleep out of his eyes. He is wearing a pair of low slung pajama bottoms and no shirt. He looks at Brendon leaning over the breakfast bar and notices that he can see directly down his shirt. Suddenly he is more bisexual than he remembers being. Brendon sees him and his face lights up, he bounces over to Ryan, and when Ryan sees the way his chest bounces with him, the only thing he can think is that yes, he is way more bisexual than he ever told himself he was.
“Hey Ry!” Brendon says grinning as he gives Ryan a hug.
“Hey, baby,” Ryan says with a grin. He puts his hands on Brendon’s hips and steps back to take a look at Brendon’s outfit.
“You look so pretty baby,” Ryan says with a grin.
“Yeah Bren, you make a really hot girl” Jon says with a grin, leering at Brendon. Ryan’s eyes darken and he pulls Brendon to him roughly.
“Keep your hands off my girl, Walker.” Brendon pushed Ryan away and straightened his outfit.
“Gosh, Ry! Watch the outfit! I don’t just wake up looking this good!” Brendon grabs his boobs and adjusts them in his shirt, and then pulls the tank top up so they don’t fall out. Jon laughs when Brendon does this and Ryan looks at Brendon and turns up the cheese factor.
“Baby you always look good.” He says as he pulls Brendon into him.
“Aw, Ryan you are too sweet,” Brendon says into Ryan’s neck.
“Where’s Spence?” Jon says.
Soon after Jon says this, Ryan, Brendon and Jon hear Spencer trying to tell someone to slow down and go away, but he is too late as Pete Wentz is currently barreling into their living room. Brendon turns around to look at Pete and Pete cracks up.
“OH MY iGOD,” he yells, “SPENCER WASN’T KIDDING! YOU REALLY ARE A GIRL”
“I’ve got tits, don’t I?” Brendon says putting his hands on his hips, cocking them.
Pete runs forward and reaches his hands out to try to touch Brendon’s chest. Ryan intercepts him though, by smacking his hands hard.
“Ow! What the fuck bitch?” Pete says, pouting.
“Hands off,” Ryan says. “Those are MINE.”
“Well actually they belong to Bre-” Spencer starts.
“You get the point!” Ryan says pulling Brendon in close.
Pete whistles as he looks Brendon up and down.
“Damn B, you look SMOKIN’,” Pete says.
Ryan’s posture becomes ridged and his lips become a thin line. Brendon giggles and twirls his hair at the compliment and Ryan’s grip on Brendon tightens.
“Ryan let up! I’m not going anywhere.”
“I don’t want him touching you…” Ryan says into Brendon’s ear.
Ryan and Brendon look over at Pete, who is still suggestively eyeing Brendon. Brendon turns around and looks at Ryan, smiling.
“You’re jealous aren’t you?”
Ryan turns red and looks at the ground.
“I turn into a girl and all of a sudden you are some kind of dominant boyfriend?”
“Bren…shut up,” Ryan says not looking into Brendon’s eyes.
“It’s kinda hot…” Brendon says into Ryan’s ear, licking the shell when he is done talking. Ryan growls again as he hears Pete make another lewd comment regarding Brendon’s ass. Brendon looks up at Ryan.
“No…it’s totally hot,” he says with a grin.
Ryan grins down at Brendon and the two exchange a hot kiss. Brendon’s arms go around Ryan’s neck and Ryan’s arms go around Brendon’s waist. Ryan’s hand strays down to Brendon’s ass and soon, Ryan hears Pete say:
“HOLY SHIT JON! GET THE CAMERA! THIS IS BETTER THAN THAT PORN I WATCHED WITH GABE LAST NIGHT!”
Ryan pulls off of Brendon’s lips and looks at Pete.
.
“Wentz if you even think about filming us I will personally see to it that you’re made into a unich,” Ryan says with chilling seriousness.
Brendon laughs into Ryan’s neck and Ryan smiles, running a hand down Brendon’s back.
*
The boys decide that instead of hiding Brendon, they will let people know about it. When Pete hears this he decides to throw a party at his place. All of their good friends are there to see Brendon…no one knew how long this was going to last so they wanted as many pictures as possible.
Spencer decided to take Brendon shopping for the perfect outfit.
“Sorry Ry, but you can’t come! This is a girl’s day.”
“You’re a dude,” Ryan says dryly.
“You get the point. Ass.” Spencer says, dragging Brendon by the hand.
Ryan grins as he sees Brendon pulling the back of his denim mini skirt down while running after Spencer. Ryan runs after Brendon and flips the back of his skirt up really quickly.
“Ryan!” Brendon squeals, “cut it out!”
“Can’t help it Bren, your ass is just too tempting in that little skirt of yours.”
“Cut it out you two horn dogs! Brendon, we have to go,” Spencer says pulling Brendon out of the house by his arm.
Spencer drags Brendon right to Jessica McClintock when they get to the mall.
“I know we will find something here,” he says looking through racks of dresses.
One of the sales girls comes up to them and asks if they need help.
“Well, my friends decided to throw my best girlfriend over here an impromptu birthday party tonight and we need a fabulous dress,” Spencer says with a flick of his wrist.
Spencer goes on to explain that Brendon wants to “wow the pants off of her man.” Spencer and the sales girl pick out a number of dresses and send Brendon to the dressing room. Brendon tries on each one, comes out, turns around and lets Spencer and the sales girl take in each one. When they finally decide on the dress Brendon is tired and wants nothing more than to go to sleep. Then Spencer informs him he needs shoes, jewelry and makeup. Brendon lets out a tired sigh, but lets Spencer drag him into Bloomingdale’s.
When they get home, Brendon takes a nap for a few hours. While Brendon is sleeping, Ryan slips into the room and lies in bed with him watching him sleep. He gets his first really good look at Brendon as a girl. His features are softer now and of course his curves are more pronounced. After staring at him for a good few minutes he decides that Brendon, whether he is a boy or a girl, is absolutely stunning.
A few hours later, Brendon is shaken awake by Ryan.
“Baby…baby you have to get up.”
Brendon cracks open one eye. “Why?” he groans.
“Because Spencer is here and he wants me to leave.”
“Because we have to get Brendon gorgeous for his party tonight!” Spencer says.
Brendon rolls his eyes and gets out of bed, kissing Ryan’s lips as he goes to take a shower. He comes out toweling off his hair. Spencer comes in with a hair dryer and some hair product he stole from Ryan. Brendon sits as Spencer dries his hair, and then straightens it. He then shoos Brendon of to go get dressed. When Brendon is totally dressed, Spencer does his makeup and helps him get steady on his heels.
Ryan is starting to get impatient; since Brendon and Spencer came back Ryan wasn’t allowed anywhere near them.
Ryan is sitting on the couch messing with his sidekick. He sees Spencer fly down the stairs, in his party outfit and his head shoots up.
“Where’s Brendon?”
“He’s coming right now!” Spencer says with a grin.
When Ryan looks to the top of the stairs his breathing stops. Brendon is at the top of the steps and he looks positively radiant.
He is wearing a short purple dress with a rouched square neck top and a pretty flowy skirt that doesn’t even reach mid thigh. It is made of a satiny material and it makes Brendon’s legs look absolutely amazing. With his dress, Brendon is wearing a pair of gold foil-textured peek toe pumps with a heel about four inches high with a bow on the top of the shoe. Ryan noticed that around his neck, Brendon was wearing a little gold dog tag with letters cut out of it; he just couldn’t quite make out what it said. Ryan also noticed a gold clutch purse in Brendon’s right hand.
Ryan jumped off of the couch to help Brendon down the stairs the rest of the way. When Ryan walked up to Brendon he finally got a look at what the necklace around Brendon’s neck said. One simple word: ‘his’.
Ryan fingers the necklace and looks into Brendon’s eyes, smiling. “I like this.”
“Yeah, I picked that out myself,” Brendon said with a smile. “I like knowing I belong to just you” Brendon continues.
Ryan puts his hand on Brendon’s neck and leans in for a kiss. Before he gets to Brendon’s lips, he hears Spencer yell.
“NO!”
“Spencer…what the FUCK?!” Ryan says in an irritated tone.
“You can’t mess up his lipstick…”
“Fuck the lipstick; I want to kiss my beautiful lady.”
After Ryan says this he pulls Brendon to him and kisses him full on the lips. When Ryan pulls away, Brendon’s lipstick looks fine.
“Uh, Ryan -”
“What’s up, baby?”
“You have a little…on your face.”
“Oh,” Ryan rubs at his face. “Is it gone now?”
“Yeah you’re good,” Brendon says with a smile.
“Well then, shall we be off?” Spencer says tapping his foot.
“Yeah, let’s go,” Ryan says.
Part Two