EPIC McFLY PRIMER/PICSPAM/VIDEOSPAM
This is a primer I posted under F-lock on my journal. Since I'm probably going to be posting McFly fic here as well as Bandom fic in the near future, I thought I would post this here for people who don't know who they are.
Mcfly is basically amazing. They are four British boys who write really catchy good pop music.
They are wildly popular in the UK and places like that, and were in the movie Just My Luck with Lindsay Lohan and Chris Pine. They didn't seem to catch on here though sadly. Maybe America just does not know what to do with a pop band that isn't the Backstreet Boys.
Oh yeah, they're also fucking adorable.
AND REALLY GAY FOR EACHOTHER OMG. THE GAY. IT ABOUNDS.
Anyway, lets talk about members.
I'm doing this in alphabetical order because it's easiest.
Danny Jones
When I first got into McFly back in the stone age Danny was my fave. I've progressed to a state when I love them all equally. When I think I have a person I favor I see another picture of all of them and go "BUT! BUT!" So yeah, I don't even know. I suppose I'll always have a soft spot for Danny though.
AHAHAH IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE COLLEEN LEGIT JUST SAID SHE WOULD LIKE TO 'SAY HELLO TO HIM NAKED ON HER BED' (In response to my own "mmm hello Danny Jones.)
Daniel Alan David Jones was born March 12th 1986. He plays guitar and shares singing duty with Tom and Dougie (we'll meet them later.) Him and Tom met while at auditions for the British band V (whom he though were going to be more like the band Busted. They weren't.) He's got the cutest accent ever and is really sweet and sometimes says dopey things but it's okay because he also looks like this:
He's really pretty y'all.
also because I'm superficial and shameless:
Nnrrrrgggghhhh. Do you see why High School Sarah loved him?! He's just so pretty. Ugh okay I still love him. I love them all. I just. *flails*
bb!danny omg. Look at that precious face.
gooofff balllll.
But like, a hotass goofball.
The glee you guys, the GLEE.
*flails* I JUST. HIM WITH THE KIDS. *meep* I JUST. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Okay since I just posted that kid picture I figure I'll point something out. McFly do lots of charity stuff. The above picture is from when the boys went to Uganda and did a single for Red Nose Day. In the video for their single you can see Danny crying after visiting sick children in a hospital. Also, the whole band is frolicking around with kids and it just breaks my ovaries every time BECAUSE THEY ARE PREFECT AND I LOVE THEM.
nom nom.
You see, he does this thing. Where he smiles. And exists.
UNF UNF UNFFF.
And I have to keep this shit short, since I have other boys to talk about.
Dougie Poynter
Dougie Lee Poynter was born on the 30th of November in 1987. He's the youngest member of McFly and joined when he was 15. He plays bass, sings, and is really stupidly hot. He also is stripped lots by his band members, but we'll get to that later. >:) Wikipedia says that Dougie spoke fluent Greek when he was little and as much as I want it to be true I feel like it's not. He also loves lizards...and stuff. I remember when I first got into McFly I wondered if Dougie even had vocal chords because he was so quiet all the time. He's delicious. And a really big fan of Blink 182. And I feel like he's really kinky...which, you know, I'm okay with.
Oh my god, him.
Like, I would have so much sex with Dougie.
Like, so much sex.
HOT. JAILBAIT. ASS.
The Please, Please video is pretty much the hottest thing since forever.
I just want him to do me all the time.
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF. I WANT TO LICK HIM. EVERY PART OF HIM.
*thud*
Tongue Pornnnn.
YOU GUYS.
NO REALLY. YOU GUYS.
HE DOES THIS THING.
WHERE HE EXISTS.
*fans self*
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