It's funny because I was just thinking about the time when we went for "that bike ride" when you were about..oh 9 or 10..I can't remember for sure..but you know what time I'm talking about. I know you do. Just think for a minute
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I do still have the scar, and you're still the only one who has ever proposed marriage to it.
Which reminds me of the time I woke up to find you making out with my nose. Tongue and nibbling and everything. Claim you were sleepwalking all you want; I know better. And you wonder why I haven't been to your house since then.
Pfffffffttt. Just because I acted out my fantasies on you doesn't mean I was awake. God, Erin. Take a psych class.
I don't wonder..I know the truth..you fucking LURVVVVVEEDDD it..now you're afraid of what that might mean. Don't need to be though. You're not gay..you're just horny all the time :)
ps..my story was better than theirs **points below** NEENER!!
I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS. that's not the fake thing. or else, i hope not.
i may take this because memes are the only interesting thing in my life.
ahaha actually, i was thinking about you today. about that one time like a year ago or so? year and a half? when you had prof. scruffs. i remember when you got that paper back (you know, the fornication one) and he said it was ~inappropriate~. WELL. then you went up to him and you said, "so um, hey, so yeah i'm just going off to have some sex, wanna come?"
Oh yeah I was wondering if you still have that tape because a few days ago I really had the hankering to watch it? So if you could make me a copy and send it over I would appreciate it v. much.
It's not like the sex was even good; I'm just tired of all my other pr0n.
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I do still have the scar, and you're still the only one who has ever proposed marriage to it.
Which reminds me of the time I woke up to find you making out with my nose. Tongue and nibbling and everything. Claim you were sleepwalking all you want; I know better. And you wonder why I haven't been to your house since then.
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I don't wonder..I know the truth..you fucking LURVVVVVEEDDD it..now you're afraid of what that might mean. Don't need to be though. You're not gay..you're just horny all the time :)
ps..my story was better than theirs **points below** NEENER!!
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-maria
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i may take this because memes are the only interesting thing in my life.
ahaha actually, i was thinking about you today. about that one time like a year ago or so? year and a half? when you had prof. scruffs. i remember when you got that paper back (you know, the fornication one) and he said it was ~inappropriate~. WELL. then you went up to him and you said, "so um, hey, so yeah i'm just going off to have some sex, wanna come?"
then you made sweet sweet love.
i videotaped.
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It's not like the sex was even good; I'm just tired of all my other pr0n.
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