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GRETA: MY GUY BARACK JUST TEXTED ME
GRETA: THANKING ME FOR BEING ME
GRETA: HE LUVS ME
ERIN: MICHELLE SENT ME AN E-MAIL TODAY AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE 'PLZ TO VOTE'
GRETA: YA SHE SENT ME THAT ONE TOO
ERIN: SHE IS SUPER HOT Y/N?
GRETA: OMG YA
ERIN: GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY LESBO
GRETA: WHEN THEY KISSED ON STAGE
ERIN: KSJFHNAKJSDFASD,FHNASKJDFASDJ
ERIN: I KNOW
GRETA: I FELT THE FANFICTION OOZING
ERIN: LMAO OBAMA FANFIC
ERIN: LMAO LMAO
ERIN: LOL.
GRETA: HAHA
GRETA: REALLY ERIN
GRETA: REALLY
GRETA: ACTUALLY
GRETA: FUCK THAT
GRETA: I'D READ MICHELLE/BARACK FANFIC OKAY?
GRETA: CAN I LIVE PLEASE?
ERIN: LMAO ILY
GRETA: ILY2222222222
ERIN: KAJSHFAKSDJFHAF CAN YOU IMAGINE BAD BARACK/MICHELLE FANFIC
GRETA: HAHAHAHA
GRETA: AHAHHAHAHA
ERIN: I WANT TO WRITE SOME NOW
GRETA: LOL
GRETA: ROLF
GRETA: PLEASE
GRETA: PLEASE WILL YOU
GRETA: AND THEN POST IT TO LIKE BARACKOBAMA@LJ
ERIN: LMAO
GRETA: AND OMG FUCKING LOL
ERIN: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG
ERIN: HAHAHAHAHA CHRIST
GRETA: PLEASE WILL YOU JUST DO IT
GRETA: IF YOU NEED SOME KINKY IDEAS, U NO WHERE TO COME
ERIN: MICHELLE WOULD BE LIKE 'THE DOG HAS JUST SHIT IN MY MANOLO BLAHNIKS' AND THEN BARACK WOULD BE LIKE 'YEAH YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS, I CAN'T GET THIS FUCKING IRANIAN PRESIDENT TO LISTEN TO REASON'
ERIN: AND THEN MICHELLE WOULD BE ALL 'YOU'RE SO HOT WHEN YOU GET ALL RILED UP ABOUT FOREIGN POLICY'
GRETA: HAHA "I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE"
ERIN: ASLKFDJASLFKADFJASLDFJASFLAS