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[abient]

BOOK SNOB WARNING

I was at Barnes & Noble at the checkout counter and the cashier lady says to me, 'Do you read Twilight?'

I was buying:
Jane Eyre
Other Voices, Other Rooms

christ.

Comments

[lasamy]

oh shit....i'd have punch her

[scrawled]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

oh my GOD. what an insult to you D:

[kalikethewind]

hahaha

I haven't read Jane but I've read Other Voices...I think I liked it? I can't remember now it's been a few years.

You know what's sad? I kind of want to read the first Twilight book simply so I can be sure I absolutely hate it. I mean, it does have vampires...and...I like them....Oh god..I feel so conflicted, Erin SAVE ME!!!

[abient]

You probably liked it; there's a junior lesbian in that book. And other gay people. And it was written by Truman Capote, so. You're kind of obligated.

I've not read any of Twilight and I don't hate myself enough to make sure it's terrible. Imagine reading the Lovely Bones again, only worse?

[kalikethewind]

haha oh god...The Lovely Bones was so terrible. Coming back to life through her friend to have sex? What the fuckery?

I still think I'll check out the first book. Vampires. I have to. I'd like to have an educated DUDE THIS SERIES SUCKS opinion..you know? Besides I'm not expecting it to be good..I'm expecting it to be a children's version of the Sookie Stackhouse series entwined with Harry Potter fangirlishness. So dorky..but better than Potter 'cause VAMPIRES?...Probably not.

Hey..will you write me a story? A zombie story?

[kashmir87]

WTF are you talking about. Mrs Rochester ×××sparkled××× in the sunlight, that's why they kept her locked away. DUH.

lol ily

[parvardigar]

i don't see how that's illogical?