How is this kid still alive?

Jan 20, 2006 05:05

As most of my friends are aware, I believe that babies are hideous monstrosities--parasites designed to disfigure us and drain our finances. Sadly, not all people share this opinion ( Read more... )

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hippogryph January 20 2006, 06:51:00 UTC
"Blake demonstrated his enthusiasm by charging headfirst into a wall (closely followed by an encore of heavy bleeding)."

O.O

Yeah... so, uh, how bright is this kid anyway?

I'd like to point out that although kids are cute in pictures, I strongly prefer clever ones (even though they can get into MUCH more mischief). They can also be absolutely hilarious when young, too -- I've heard a lot of interesting stories about me and Kat from my parents and grandparents. I hear they're also much much more fun when they grow up (so says my Dad, anyway... he keeps repeating that these days, for some reason. ;)

I do agree with you that babies are more like parasites, but I figure the future enjoyment would probably induce me to care for a couple in another decade or so. If they're like Kat, though... God help me!

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_octopod January 20 2006, 09:30:09 UTC
Ahh, larvae. Can't live with 'em, can't come into existence without having been 'em.

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szerrade January 20 2006, 19:19:46 UTC
That sounds like a challenge.

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_octopod January 20 2006, 23:30:11 UTC
Yeah, good luck with that. If you work it out, let me know. Intracerebral gestation has gone out of fashion these days, I fear.

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