Good Morning Meme.

[abitbison]

"If you woke up one morning and found me in your bed, what's the first thing you'd think or say?"

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[verybritish]

This is Oedipal. After we're done throwing up, I may have to kill you.

[abitbison]

This totally is'nt my fault!

[verybritish]

Topher, as far as we're concerned, this never happened. It's a cautionary tale for my future AA meetings.

[abitbison]

As far as I know. It didn't anyhow....

[He pauses, covering his scrawny form with his blanket]

DON'T LOOK!. Wait? what AA meetings?

[sevenofnine]

[Not covering herself here at all, but she does look incredibly confused.]

Topher Brink? Did we engage in non-reproductive copulation?

[abitbison]

WHAT?

[Topher is jolted awake and falls out the bed. He's blinking at the blond woman in his bed. This does'nt happen often.]

What? No no no no no. At least I don't think so.

[He looks down,realizes his naked]

Wait. Naked.

[He looks up at her]

Breasts.

Oh dear lord.

[sevenofnine]

[She'll just be on the bed (watching him flail around like a dying animal) looking expectant beyond measure. She's relying on him to explain this, because she can't, and that's unusual for her. She'd normally wait for him to say something useful, but her patience is in short supply today.]

You have a remarkable ability to speak volumes and say nothing. It is not sexually attractive.

[nvadams]

Quirky... But cute. I can live with that.