Voicemail

[abitlowkey]

Greetings, you have reached the voice mail box of Loki. Leave a message and I will consider listening to it.

*BEEP*

Comments

[longislandiceme]

"Hey, you. Why are you so... you? With the being-you except small and just... argh."

So coherent, Bobby. Good job.

[dollpocalypse]

dont you be mean to peter hes my best friend and you were weird to him NOT ALLOWED

...Topher. Oh god.

[nothornlessrose]

"Hi Loki! It's Cassidy! I have had tea and then Raven took me to have a rainbow and now we're singing, but we don't know who Candy or Ronnie or Bennie are! Do you know them? Do you think we should find them and help them?"

Why yes, Loki. Cassidy had become accidentally drunk and jello shots seemed like a good idea after that.

Wacky Phone Day.

[shestheworst]

[[ from here! ]]

"Um, okay, so, punching kittens? So not cool. What have kittens ever done to you? You know, besides being cute and adorable and spreading joy and happiness? I hope that kitten pukes all over your stupid prom dress for your stupid reinforcement of social roles and high school B.S. prom. I won't feed my money into this corrupt economy for some dress that was probably made in a sweat shop by starving children just so I can parade in front of boys so they'll like me."

There was a brief pause.

"Who is this, anyway? Whatever. It doesn't matter. You can take that prom dress and shove it right up your--

CLICK."

Re: Wacky Phone Day.

[abitlowkey]

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Crazy Phone Day

[its_theclimb]

and sashay if you can make sure they have GAZEBOS in my dressing room this time, oranges?

[[Intended message to her dad, thank you so much AutoCorrect: and see if you can make sure they have GRAPES in my dressing room this time, okay?]]

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[abitlowkey]

[[Replied here, here, here, and here]]