I was ready for Valentine's. I was gonna find Salma Hayek in my kitchen and hit her with my new pickup line ("fat penguin"..."what?"..."I just wanted to say something to break the ice") and then we'd go back to my nest and make little latin babies after she massaged me with scented oils. Unfortunately the bitch stood me up. Love's blade is honed to ( Read more... )

I just checked my user recommendations on amazon and the very first item to come up is a book called Frenzetta. Check out the synopsis for this bad boy ( Read more... )

i made five dollars at laura's birthday party from selling my socks.

first, the answers ( Read more... )

I have school in the semi-morning. I am not tired. I just finished watching the entire first season of Batman the Animated Series, and I'm kind of on a nostalgia high. I've spent the last few days reliving my childhood by sitting around eating pizzalicious pringles and smores poptarts, watching said show. In completely unrelated news I'm still ( Read more... )

here's what i've been thinking about since i woke up earlier this afternoon: which is better, living in your parent's house for free, eating their food and driving their cars; or living with micah and colum in a four bedroom house right by lake ella but having almost no money left over? theoretically i could still drop by the old homestead to get ( Read more... )

poker night = wednesday night. if you don't know how to play then you're welcome to join in the festivities. $5 buy-in, and there's potential that we're gonna have like 15 or 16 people so we may have multiple tables going. (if a certain gainesvillian shows up then that will make my night... maybe so much so that I'd pay her buy-in...maybe ( Read more... )

i think someone should organize a game of texas hold 'em for people who know nothing about it. i'd like to play, but i don't really feel like giving leif force what little money i have. let's say a $5 buy-in. who's up for it ( Read more... )

- "Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics"
- Is it just me or does it seem wrong to anyone else that the new Willy Wonka is going to be a sex symbol?
- Cybersex gone wrong
- Martha Stewart's prison diary
- Forensics at it's best
- Have you ever wondered what happened to Biff from Back To The Future? Here is the answer

I have recently learned that the one, the only Russell Jones has passed away. He collapsed and died in the recording studio, no doubt recording another one of a kind classic record. For those of you who have no idea who Russell Jones is (like me before I read the article), you may recognize him by his colorful aliases like Dirt Mcgirt, Big Baby ( Read more... )