✖ voice :: o2

[abjured]

Need to talk to a...

[long, awkward pause]

...bear. Shut. Up.

If you have, or know one, point, or shove him over. If the thing has fleas, we'll spare them for Walker's lunch.

Or you can refer the... bear... to - tchhhhhhhhh, whatever. Just. Whatever. Can't believe this.

Bear or whatever passes as military here will do. Who puts wildlife in

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[phantomfenton]

...A bear.

*Starts laughing.*

[abjured]

Got something against bloody bears?

[phantomfenton]

Me, against bears? Nothing at all! *Still laughing*

[abjured]

[knows just how awful this sounds, all right? Hisssssssssss. ]

Shut. Up.

[entropygoggles]

Scientifically speaking, I don't think bears can talk.

[abjured]

[choked]

Really.

[entropygoggles]

Yep! After all, bears and humans have different vocal cords, so they are incapable of human speech.

[abjured]

He'll grunt and smoke a - I know about bears and humans and flowers and bees and. I know.

[abjured]

[...why take advantage of the innocent, Lavi? Whhhhhhy? ]

You... can...?

[abjured]

I'll trust you, if I have to.

[stoicism]

It should be noted he's of the grizzled variety.

[abjured]

[paaaaaaause]

...I'm still taking him on.

[crownedsaviour]

[And guess who is also snickering on the other end of the Dreamberry, Kanda?]

You want to talk to an animal? [more snickering] That's crazy, Kanda. And by the way, I wouldn't eat fleas.

[abjured]

[guess who is twitching]

I'll talk to whomever I have to. Shut up, you would.

[crownedsaviour]

[He wants to tell Kanda that a bear probably wouldn't understand him. But decides against this, as watching him react is much too funny.]

If you say so. And what makes you say that?

[abjured]

I do. I know you, beansprout.