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[ablazzara]

sometimes i am not sure why i like new york city so much. while on tour i dream longingly about it at all times, and then as soon as i pull onto bay parkway the young girls in juicy sweatsuits, skinned chickens in windows, slow-walking tourists, grating accents and white-belted hipsters make me want to lock myself in my room and then i realize this

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[michelle_nolan]

i know why i love new york, it is because it is the only city in the world where someone will pick up pieces of flower off of the ground in a subway station and then follow me all the way to west fourth street from brooklyn. sorry i have been afraid to dance ever since i got rejected from broadway..... it is kind of like save the last dance only my mom isn't dead and you don't have thugs for friends. and you could also not teach me to dance. anyway.. i am very interested in sex swings, it is my goal to break one just like my idol samantha jones did. how could you not be amused by the cannibalism, kevin is my dream guy can you stop talking and start bouncing around more please. matt only wants to be associated with jessica alba.... i hate suicidegirls can i please be a porn star now stop liking bono more than me goodbye

[ablazzara]

i love new york for many of the same reasons, but also because of things like pretty girl and associated. i can teach you how to dance... and everything you need to know about boys. i am sorry that you are so jealous of my dancing, but it is nothing to be embarrassed about sweetie. we will work on breaking a sex swing. i am your dream guy, stop being a slut. i would pay to see you in little clothing & i don't like anyone more than you, not even bono

[michelle_nolan]

i also like it bc i can watch people breakdance on the f train for free, i think we should train nater and crash to do that. you can teach me everything i need to know about boys but not how to dance, sorry. actually i have a better idea how about you teach me how to improve my monopoly technique..... i'm sure we will break several. you know you are, but after you comes kevin can you please start bouncing around now. you get to see me in no clothing for free and that is so romantic

[ablazzara]

half of new york's appeal is that its residents provide free entertainment. i can teach you all about monopoly, in fact we should start practicing monopoly constantly, so that you become an expert. no one comes after me, shutup. i am aware of that but i would pay if i had to, isn't it you must be honored

[ex_nicole_ri753]

suicide girls are so gross

[ablazzara]

tell me about it

[ex_nicole_ri753]

i love you

[armstrong]

i am sure everyone on gj would disagree with you about the suicide girls

[ablazzara]

i will automatically win all arguments about suicide girls with this picture:

[uraymond]

I'm about to roll up to your crib right now.

[ablazzara]

i'm about to jump in and be whisked away...

[uraymond]

I just finished reading the rest of this update, but I just wanted you to know that I was going to be the next Pope. Maybe in another decade, or so.

[ablazzara]

perhaps i will be a cardinal and vote for you, then you can elect me to be your personal assistant and we can throw dance parties in the vatican

[bonniemckee]

usher's rolling to your crib i'm so jealous. my boyfriend hits on a suicide girl through myspace i hate them too

[ablazzara]

he is amazing, i know. your boyfriend has questionable taste