I loooove Dorothy!
Thanks for the reminder tropical_hermit!
You're Dorothy!
"Please, Blanche, we could get herpes listening to this story." You're Dorothy, the whip-smart substitute teacher who kicks ass at Scrabble and Jeopardy. You dish out the sassback to your loved ones ("Oh come on, Ma, that's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back, it doesn't work -- I know!"), but you'd never really send them to nursing home Shady Pines. Your comebacks ("Did you just get back from a funeral?" "No, Rose, we were singing backup for Johnny Cash.") get funnier each time we hear them.
Which Golden Girl are you? Find out now!