BLOATED!!!!!!!

[abominationx]

YEP.
I think my Rat is bloated.
It pisses all over itself, and it won't Go number 2[haha].
I'm kinda worried, he seems to be fine though, I mean he isn't
all laying on the ground looking like he's dying.

I dunno, I'll try not to worry about it.

---Dustin

Comments

[masterpissant]

My rats do that all the time. What you have to do is :
1. Take the rap and clutch it in your hand firmly
2. Take a sharp razor blade and shave off all the hair of the rat in a design that slightly resembles a your face.
3. Then, after shaving the rat, you must boil it in a pot of pudding. Tapioca is prefered.
4. The boiling of the rat will make it less firm and more squishy. This will allow you to squeeze the rat with your LEFT HAND ONLY. This should squeeze out all of the unwanted bowels.

Your rat should be fine if you follow these 4 quick and easy steps.

Good luck!

[tragicendingx]

i used to have a rat.
it was hairless.
and named spike.
yep. :)