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There once were two girls named Eva and Jessica. They did everything together, they even shared men.
They hung out EVERY weekend, except this weekend they were forced to be separated because Jessica got her ass grounded. Fuck. Eva's happy frown was turned upside down. It also made her say stupid things like that.
Eva knew she couldn't sit around and mope, so she found things to do. While she was walking around, this REALLY hot guy approached her. And well, they hooked up (and for those of you at home SNICKERING because you think it's someone else...you're wrong). This guy was really hot for being an elf.
That was niiiiice. Then she decided to change things up a bit, so she made a fort. That's right, a fuckin' fort.
She got bored of that, so decided to step it up a notch. Yep, she decided to form her own band. Too bad no one was home so she did it alone with her mini Kawasaki. But man, did she kick ass.
After a few minutes of that, she chased Simon under the table. Why? Because.
She didn't catch him because she never does. She was pissed, so proceeded to play a game of chess to calm her nerves. She started off winning and had some good stratedgy, but that damn invisible component was much better than her. She got engraged and started a fight. She lost.
After realizing how sucky she was at playing chess and how much she missed Jessica, she did what she had to do...
Something to take her pain away...
She slept.
THE END.