dead bath mat
caren killed our bathroom mat in the laundry. she wanted to make it clean, but instead she made it shrivel up like a weenie in cold water.
alas.
RIP bathroom mat. now we must get another one at Ross.
alas.
alas.
RIP bathroom mat. now we must get another one at Ross.
alas.
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j/k I love her and want to do her in the ass. But you knew that.
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j/k I love her and want to do her in the ass. But you knew that.
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The water is no more suppresed
She cleaned the grime as she thought best
Instead she sent it to the crypts.
Alas, alack he now is gone,
his humble home he'll will not roam
replaced because of washing foam
her floor a fraud now lies upon
(In the stanzaic form: In memoriam stanza)
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