this weekend has been crazy ( Read more... )

Remember, this country may not be perfect, but it's the best one on earth. Here is to the United States, and to continuously making it better!

now go drink some beer!!

According to Democratic hopeful Howard Dean, we had absolutely no business going into Iraq, because there was no danger to us or the world there, yet we better hurry up and go into Liberia, because they pose such a threat to the world.

and people support this guy??!!????

I don't even know what to say to this. Wow.

I haven't given a real post in a long time, i guess, and for good reason: I wouldn't really know what to write ( Read more... )

this thread:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/wild_magnolia/303868.html?view=2313468#t2313468

:is the thread of the day. you get to make up your own commercials and read everyone elses. hooray

IRVINE, Calif. - Police shot and killed a sword-wielding man described by relatives as schizophrenic after he slashed and killed two former co-workers and wounded three other people at a supermarket where he used to bag groceries ( Read more... )

http://www.markhowison.com/indy/012303/features/2.html

go see. yeah. hehe

we can now register our phone numbers so telemarketers will not call us anymore.

http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/index.html

thank you god!

"what's the difference between a nurse and a catholic priest?"

"The nurse will take you home after she hits you with a car."

hahahahaha.

people who have no idea what this means need to watch the news more.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A35196-2003Jun26.html

finally the government is being told that legislating rules of sexual conduct is none of their goddamned business, and fags can have buttsex with a smile.

hooray for freedom.