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[abortedfetush]

So things were going ok for a while... I was actually feeling like life MIGHT be worth living. But then that stupid fuck... he left me. For no good reason other than that i wouldn't let him sleep with other women (or men) and that I wanted him to actually do things with me

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[saladforkofgod]

This would be the perfect time to kill yourself or become a stripper.

[luvyadoll]

*hugs* i love ya, darlin'! boys are stupid and worthless. just get wifeys ^-^ ...smart ones, that is

Uh!

[plutoball]

That sick screwed up bastard, soiling the name of one of my cats! We can find you a better penis, a thankful penis. How come none of your penises are ever very thankful? You need to find some poor penis with no self esteem so he'll realize what a terrific honor it is for you to even be acknowledging him, and then he'll be more than happy to accept the rules of monogamy and doing shit with the person you are monogamous with. But not Plal. Your sister can have Plal. We'll find a penis that has low self esteem but *shouldn't* because they are normal and intelligent and don't run around asking your friends perverted things. 'Kay? <=D It's really hard to find a decent penis, let alone one worthy of being Niki's penis, but we'll keep trying, and in the meantime you can always pretend to have hot lesbian sex with Lindsays!

[saladforkofgod]

I have an even better idea. Let's give him worms and watch them eat him from the inside out.