omg I know dane cook is the man. it went like this
"Remember those kool aid commercials? The giant talking bowl of punch would come crashing through your living room wall, goin "Oh YEAH!" And then the kids would drink out of him after debris fell in his big open dumb head. Him and his crazy tights. I dont like that. I dont like that when my juice wears tights. A horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him if that was Id be like You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. hes gonna beat me with a belt hes not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot. Yeah comin through the wall is real cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me you drink. Dont touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavy. You glass bastard." "Oh Yeah?" "Oh No. Naught naughty cool-aid!"
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we were talking about that in yoga... that "there is no promise of tomorrow" type of thing. that's why im learning to surf... and skydive.
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GENIUS!
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did you ever hear the Dane Cook standup joke about the kool aid guy? HILARIOUS.
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"Remember those kool aid commercials? The giant talking bowl of punch would come crashing through your living room wall, goin "Oh YEAH!" And then the kids would drink out of him after debris fell in his big open dumb head. Him and his crazy tights. I dont like that. I dont like that when my juice wears tights. A horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights. Fuck drinking out of him if that was Id be like You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. hes gonna beat me with a belt hes not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here, you stupid idiot. Yeah comin through the wall is real cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me you drink. Dont touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down your very top heavy. You glass bastard." "Oh Yeah?" "Oh No. Naught naughty cool-aid!"
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