It was basically a huge misunderstanding, but I was depressed for months. I lost 4 pounds and barely slept.
Don’t forget to adorn yourself in glitter. ...he might want to adorn himself in glitter as well. For added effect, why don’t you have his chest exposed slightly- just have the buttons done half-way and have his jacket open. If you have the extra money, dim the lights in the room & have a spotlight shine directly on his chest (that way the audience will really see him sparkle)
Ooh dip the edge of your dress in red dye! (i actually like that idea in a non-twilight color-contrast kind of way)
I assume you’re saving your virtue for your wedding night, as Bella & Edward did, so that’s taken care of.
Use lines in the Twilight series’ as dirty talk. ,,,demand to see his “Buttcrack Santa."
(i'm sorry. it was just all so magnificently bad!)
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It was basically a huge misunderstanding, but I was depressed for months. I lost 4 pounds and barely slept.
Don’t forget to adorn yourself in glitter. ...he might want to adorn himself in glitter as well. For added effect, why don’t you have his chest exposed slightly- just have the buttons done half-way and have his jacket open. If you have the extra money, dim the lights in the room & have a spotlight shine directly on his chest (that way the audience will really see him sparkle)
Ooh dip the edge of your dress in red dye! (i actually like that idea in a non-twilight color-contrast kind of way)
I assume you’re saving your virtue for your wedding night, as Bella & Edward did, so that’s taken care of.
Use lines in the Twilight series’ as dirty talk. ,,,demand to see his “Buttcrack Santa."
(i'm sorry. it was just all so magnificently bad!)
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And the worst for me are the vows & dirty talk. AND WHAT THE HELL IS A BUTTCRACK SANTA & WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE TURNED ON BY THAT!?
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