[025 - A cockroach? Seriously. A cockroach. | Text]

[aboutpower]

David just turned into a cockroach and escaped when I was trying to bring him to zero. someone please find him. be careful

don't ask me how to find a cockroach

[Private to Tim]
he attacked a new warden. I'm taking care of the warden. will give more details when i can.
((OOC: Backdated to right after this.))
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((Later:))

[Private to Dean | Voice]
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[Private]

[batmanschmatman]

What did he do?

[Private | Text]

[aboutpower]

[Much later:] He turned into a lion and tried to kill or seriously maim a new warden.

[Private | Text]

[batmanschmatman]

Why? Who was it and are they okay?

[Private | Text]

[aboutpower]

I really have no idea. It was Dean. He's alright now. Got sliced on his leg and David put some kind of whammy on him that turned him into a limp mumbling noodle for the better part of a minute.

[Private]

[peektuttut]

[SO MUCH WTF.]

As soon as you can.

[Private | Voice]

[aboutpower]

[Like 20 minutes later:] Hey. Sorry. Had a stubborn, injured newbie to deal with.

So. Dean, a new warden I met earlier today, called and asked for my help. When I got there, David was unconscious and Dean's leg was bleeding. I didn't see any visible wounds on David. Dean said he turned into a lion and attacked him. There was like.. Hair on David's hands and his toenails were claw-like.

I know Dean's new, but I really have no reason to not believe him.

[Siiigh.] Anyway. I was telling Dean that we need to take him down to zero, and David woke up, put some kinda whammy on Dean that made him go all limp, turned into a cockroach and flew into a vent.

..I think that's it. It happened pretty fast.

[Private | Voice]

[peektuttut]

[Dean's back: filed away for later. Dean going all limp: PROBLEMATIC.]

You never lost sight of Dean, right?

[Private | Voice]

[aboutpower]

[Pause. LOL HOW IS THAT RELEVANT TIM?]

Right? Well, not till recently. I'm alone now.

... Why.

[Text]

[majorum_pride]

Are you alright?

[Text]

[aboutpower]

[Later:] I'm alright.

It's been a crazy day.

[Text]

[majorum_pride]

I can imagine. Would you care to discuss it with me?

I apologize for not being able to discuss matters with you, but I was occupied being the progenitor of my race.

[Private | Text] (1/2) yay venting to Rhade

[aboutpower]

[She's so tired, mistakes and stuff intentional on my part!]

Got jumped by an army guy and then someone else with wacky Jedi mind-tricks made me hallucinate demons everywhere. totally unfair fight. i hate losing. Then the thing with david, who surprise, can turn into lions. This happened after I was finally going to get some sleep, btw. Having a nocturnal inmate is doing nothing for my already pathetic sleep schedule.

[ Voice ]

[surfaceshine]

[Dean's turn to be provoked out of much needed rest by the evil communicator device. Luckily, he wasn't sleep, just stretched out on his bed and staring at the ceiling, trying not to think and resting his leg and bruised frame. He doesn't sound annoyed, just tired when he replies, obviously not quite absorbing the rest of the information initially.]

Anyone ever tell you you're bossy? I... wait, what? Who told you that?

[ Voice ]

[aboutpower]

[Guess who isn't gonna be able to sleep for a while now, Dean? THIS GIRL.

There's a pause of unamused silence.] His warden.

[ Voice ]

[surfaceshine]

...damn. [Dean would be more angry, but this has happened to him before. It's obnoxious, sure, but there's nothing like the instant, overwhelming rage of before; the swear is still heartfelt, however.] Despite his excellent taste in bodies to steal, this kid is really starting to get on my nerves. What even is he?

[ Voice ]

[aboutpower]

I really don't know. [Long sigh. Sound of her picking up a mug of something and taking a sip. She sounds completely worn out.]

Do me a favor. Tell me how we met.