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ASIAN meme?
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Did you go to Chinese/Korean/etc school as a kid?
[0.5] Can you speak an Asian language? (kinda)
[ ] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "Asian crew"?
[x] Do you get at least a 3.0 GPA?
Total: 4.5
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys? (Once. but that notion passed)
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: azn, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name King, Lee, Chang, Wang, Wong, Kim, Chow, or Yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[ ] Do you watch anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 5
[x] Do you listen to Asian music? (with my dad)
[x] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play Counterstrike, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[x] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? (no, but i get shit for it)
[x] Are you taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian car?
Total: 5
[0.5] Are you a very good artist? (ish) It's all in a frame of reference
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language w/ your friends?
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an Asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least once?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 6.5
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[x] Have you ever solved a rubix cube?
[ ] Do you read manga? (Like, once.)
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you are short? (I'm tall for an Asian. But not by any other standard.)
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup pckts/napkins/etc from restaurants for "later use"?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! (Not when it's typed like that; no.)
Total: 6
Grand total: 27
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2. That's how Asian you are.
54% Asian... Now that's just SAD...
I will post a real update when i find the energy :)