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[abrasive_mantra]

Does eating a popsicle in the shower make me a good multitasker?
I think it does.
Next I'm going to try eating a popsicle in the shower while having sex, shooting a flamethrower and shredding Iron Maiden on a waterproof guitar with my feet.
Awesome!
LADIES???

Comments

[p_x_l]

at first, the popsicle in the shower thing seemed kinda hot.... then the more i thought about it, and the weird faces you'd probably make, and then it just seemed silly. :D

[ehrlichgenug]

Sam was asking me the other day about what qualities make someone a superhero. That would be all of them. I shall direct her here.