That my friend married my crush and no one cares about me.... Maybe Mao was never my friend, he did always say I was just his slave.... And if I'm a forgotten nobody it can't matter much....
[Well, Almaz, as much as your gorgeous notwife would love to be there to console you, she's currently in the dining room. You must have learnt by now not to disturb her there, but nevertheless, she's absorbed in eating the roasted carcass of Officer Grady off of a silver platter. And he's such a fat fuck that this will take up most of the evening.
Santa gave me a title and it says Forgotten Nobody! And... and the princess is getting married to Mao, so he's going to be there for her and he has her as a friend, and I guess I really was never anything more than a slave to him. Even though he's here so that doesn't make a whole lot of sense....
Don't fret so much! I'm pretty sure that whole thing is a lie anyway, since Rorona... But if Mao's here, shouldn't you just ask him about it? Even if he could be marrying the princess from here, which is suspicious in itself... he is your friend, right?
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[It's a small tiny voice.]
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Today's great, huh?]
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The holidays will never be the same.]
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Almaz, slow down! Tell me what just happened, exactly, right now!
[What's he talking about a title for again? And what does 'Forgotten Nobody' have to do with it...?]
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Don't fret so much! I'm pretty sure that whole thing is a lie anyway, since Rorona... But if Mao's here, shouldn't you just ask him about it? Even if he could be marrying the princess from here, which is suspicious in itself... he is your friend, right?
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....What? You sound too young to be concerned about marriage.
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W-well... I mean, true I'm only just at the age where it's acceptable, and maybe it's better to wait till legal responsibility....
I SHOULD BE CONCERNED! The princess can't marry a demon! Mao is a demon!
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