I love that. I was mildly amused at first, but then when the dead puppies song started playing, I started literally laughing out loud.
I think I would break a puppy's neck for ten billion dollars. But I would feel terrible and want to donate like five billion to a shelter. But then I think of how many shelters kill puppies for nothing...hmm...maybe I will keep the money and build a giant house to keep lots and lots of rescued puppies in that would otherwise be killed. Sounds good.
Once at camp last year they offered me 246 dollars if I would swear for a minute. And I was like, sure. And they chickened out and said never mind.
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I think I would break a puppy's neck for ten billion dollars. But I would feel terrible and want to donate like five billion to a shelter. But then I think of how many shelters kill puppies for nothing...hmm...maybe I will keep the money and build a giant house to keep lots and lots of rescued puppies in that would otherwise be killed. Sounds good.
Once at camp last year they offered me 246 dollars if I would swear for a minute. And I was like, sure. And they chickened out and said never mind.
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