yup. flu turned into sinus infection hell and so I am gunna drown the tooth pain a way munching on the oreos my lil bro so lovingly sent me. they cure everything ( Read more... )

The other day I saw four very fat, very worbbly, gobbly turkeys wondering about grazing in the piles of basura in my barrio. Mmm…pavo. I wonder how the basura diet would affect their flavor? Thanksgiving is rapidly approaching as well as my parents visit in fact today they arrive. WooHoo! Peeps are excited that they are passing thanksgiving ( Read more... )

Lucero has shared her gripe with me. pbbt! tired. rained. slept. read. now am waiting for a meeting to happen that most likely won´t.

hate inconsistency
hate inaccurate accusations
hate insincerity
hate it

(in no particular order or importance ( Read more... )

Pirula found a massive araña behind the toilet the night before last. If I wasn´t already on the toilet I think I would have shat my pants the way it jumped out at me! I smashed the livin´ daylights out of the monster and then Pi ate it for a nighttime snack. Crunch crunch… Que rico! *shudders ( Read more... )

So there have been a rash of tail-less lizards around my house lately. Is this a new lizard fade? is this something Pirula did to them? He does like to catch lizards. three days without finding cat poo in my house! yea! hot, sunny, cloudy, humid, might rain.. we can only hope. It is always great to see paraguayans that are working on projects ( Read more... )

rain, cloudy, sunny, hot, humid, cloudy, windy, cool, rain, sunny ( Read more... )

What color is your pubic hair? who asked--my host sisters. responded with do you want to see? surprisingly they said yes and now they know that my pubic hair is a different color than the hair on my head and my armpit hair and my leg hair. was quite the hair inspection.. then followed the Why is the hair different collors on different parts of ( Read more... )

Went to the chaco. yea! chaco fun ( Read more... )