Things That Annoy Me In Bleach and Naruto
For I long for nothing more than to be your friend
Yet I long for everything friends will never be
I think I may be cruel
But if I harm none, I am only evil
And it hurts not to know if I am terrible
Or only in love
Naruto:
1.) The over prominence of SasuNaru yaoi - I like yaoi as much as anyone else in certain cases where it's logical, sometimes even when it's not. But when I sift through the masses of Naruto fanfiction and the first ten pages are nothing but SasuNaru, I tend to get annoyed. Personally, I don't see what the obsession with the pairing is... it's not even the least bit logical, as neither of them have ever implied that they could be gay, as a matter of fact they were disgusted the one time they accidentally kissed. Especially Naruto who is in fact a pervert and has stated more than once that he appreciates the female body. I respect writers as I am one myself, but this idea is tired and nonsensical. Having a little creativity and broadening your horizons wouldn't kill you.
2.) People who assume things - I've read results to quizzes and such that state things about... say, Itachi using his Tsukuyomi technique to molest people. Right. Itachi goes around on a daily basis raping the innocent with an eye technique. He's just that kind of guy. He's proven himself to be a peaceful man who detests any act of violence that isn't absolutely necessary. Let the poor man be. Another one that gets me is the assumption that Itachi is seekritly a sadist who likes to whip people and call them dirty names. Uh. Wut. The above statement also applies here.
Bleach:
1.) Once again with the gay assumptions - Just because Ichigo has a case of boobphobia doesn't mean that he's gay. Just because Ishida sews doesn't make him gay. Just because Urahara wears a hat doesn't make him gay. Just because Byakuya wears hair noodles doesn't make him gay. Seriously, fangirls will find almost any reason to make a character gay. Plus, Byakuya was married. To a woman. The horror.
2.) Oh God. The Dreaded Pedophilia Writers - YachiruxKenpachi, Baby!NelxNnoitra. Need I say more? Kink can only go so far before it becomes disturbing. There is nothing that makes me cringe quite so hard as these pairings. I realize that they are older than they appear, but they are still children in Soul Society. Frankly, it's disgusting. As for the NelxNnoitra pairing goes, I am all for it if they're both adults. As a matter of fact, NelxNnoitra is my OTP in Bleach. Along with ByakuyaxScarf. We all know that scarf is the true brains behind everything and the seekrit seme of everyone.