oooh the Imagery.

[absinthangel]

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We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse,
I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was
just too darned humiliating. I simply

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[stardust1979]

Thank you for posting this. I got sick to my stomach for the first time in 3 yrs yesterday and so far since waking up this morning I've been fine but I feel like I have a huge knot in my stomach. A lot of things are going the way they need to go so I guess my body was like "hey, you, you're stressed, here go worship the toilet".

So that gave me a good laugh. I still have knots in my stomach (stressed out) but I at least had a good laugh.