Momentary Amusement of August the Tenth
Selected queries from the AOL "random user keyword search" feature.
AnonID: 10355288
fidelity
stock quotes
supercuts franchise
snowballing
snowballing
squirting
squirting
AnonID: 10556307
spring cleaning list
vitamins
bridal shower ideas
godsmack
easter poems
vampire quotes
gothic decorating ideas
gothic layouts
yummt (sic) cummy.com
AnonID: (I didn't get this one)
hotail.com
AnonID: 12397801
outof the darkness.com
daily herald
daily herald wheaton
daily herald obituraries
daily herald obituraries wheaton illinois
daily herald wheaton obituary
kamp funeral home
williams kamp funeral home
fleas
television schedule
AnonID: 16774292
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
AnonID: 64915
plant parenthood
plan parenthood
plantparenthod
planet parenthood
hood
themorningafterdayspill
morningafterdaypill
morningafterpill
morningafterpill
One of my favorites so far is AnonID: 808351. (I suggest going to the site and searching for the ID number, because I don't want to do 808351 the disservice of summarization, and you can't link to specific IDs.)
It's also interesting to see a user with a lengthy list of really banal searches, but with "cleveland steamer" or "hardcore interracial muff diving" thrown in near the end. And then you have people like AnonID: 10835357, who have a steady rotation of boring... boring.. boring... OH MY GOD! SICK!... boring... boring... so on and so forth. Last and least common are the AnonID: 3410452 types, who shock you a bit when they throw in something normal amidst the nun-fucking breast-torture, like a search for employee housing. I'd like to know how 3410452 ended up getting along with his (her?!) new roomates.
Update: I just found someone who searched for "pokemon sex!"
AnonID: 10355288
fidelity
stock quotes
supercuts franchise
snowballing
snowballing
squirting
squirting
AnonID: 10556307
spring cleaning list
vitamins
bridal shower ideas
godsmack
easter poems
vampire quotes
gothic decorating ideas
gothic layouts
yummt (sic) cummy.com
AnonID: (I didn't get this one)
hotail.com
AnonID: 12397801
outof the darkness.com
daily herald
daily herald wheaton
daily herald obituraries
daily herald obituraries wheaton illinois
daily herald wheaton obituary
kamp funeral home
williams kamp funeral home
fleas
television schedule
AnonID: 16774292
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
i hate vocab
AnonID: 64915
plant parenthood
plan parenthood
plantparenthod
planet parenthood
hood
themorningafterdayspill
morningafterdaypill
morningafterpill
morningafterpill
One of my favorites so far is AnonID: 808351. (I suggest going to the site and searching for the ID number, because I don't want to do 808351 the disservice of summarization, and you can't link to specific IDs.)
It's also interesting to see a user with a lengthy list of really banal searches, but with "cleveland steamer" or "hardcore interracial muff diving" thrown in near the end. And then you have people like AnonID: 10835357, who have a steady rotation of boring... boring.. boring... OH MY GOD! SICK!... boring... boring... so on and so forth. Last and least common are the AnonID: 3410452 types, who shock you a bit when they throw in something normal amidst the nun-fucking breast-torture, like a search for employee housing. I'd like to know how 3410452 ended up getting along with his (her?!) new roomates.
Update: I just found someone who searched for "pokemon sex!"