I have to work a double shift today.

Because, apparently, someone's grandmother died again.

Pay *special* attention to the last bit of the trivia:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001748/bio

"when the original choice, Chuck Norris, was unavailable due to his commitment to filming Walker, Texas Ranger."

Chuck Norris is a dumbass.

Patience, young grasshoppah. Relax, don't do it.

As the beast rattles the bars of the cage, these are the days of our lives. An angry orang-outan is worth more than a bloodied machete, but who knew?

867-5309.

Brring? Brink. Brought. Just like the old Anti-Flag anthem, yeah, just like.

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artID=183

Read it.

Open letter from David Cross to Larry The Cable Guy.

READ IT!

City of Horrid Acting ( Read more... )

Wooohooo, at 5 pm (4:50, technically) I start my new job.

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Brandon would need to keep several of these in mind.

I don't usually buckle to online thingydeals... but I think I've been hooked into someone else's, so I may as well ( Read more... )

Old Asimov. Read it. Damn is it good.

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~mlindsey/asimov/question.htm

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/16-03-2006/77338-Milosevic-0Read more... )