Damn, I'm fucknig drunk.

So I f'd up ( Read more... )

So I wrote a lot today. Because today sucked ( Read more... )

If I could contain my humor in text, I would need to put it in 1500 pt font ( Read more... )

"Hillary Rodham Clinton has been a huge opponent of pulling out ( Read more... )

If, when people have children, I go over to their house, and scare those children as purposefully as they frighten my pets ( Read more... )

Or something ( Read more... )

This is me and an old friend talking. This is after we've been happily chatting about everything for about 45 mins, just being amiable old buds. See how quickly the tide of the conversation turns when we learn the SECRET TRUTHS ( Read more... )

That

Wedding

Ruled.

And yet, I am reminded upon this darkened day (darkened by the need for sunglasses), that even though a good time was had by all, and I saw many many old faces... I am reminded that I failed.

It completely, somehow, slipped my mind to congradulate the bride.

The clouds edged open on those forsaken skies, and belched forth was the light of inspiration.