Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
Is the glass half empty or half full?
Personally I believe if you think the glass is half full, you're probably the bastard that drinks it all but a sit and leaves it in the fridge.... Fucker.
Before I found my heart
I used to find headlights comforting.
Now they're just anxiety attacks, especially when my family's with me.
Personally I believe if you think the glass is half full, you're probably the bastard that drinks it all but a sit and leaves it in the fridge.... Fucker.
Before I found my heart
I used to find headlights comforting.
Now they're just anxiety attacks, especially when my family's with me.