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Jan 30, 2004 21:52

well its been a couple of days since i updated the journal so here goes ( Read more... )

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thegodsbollocks February 1 2004, 13:03:21 UTC
MIDGEEEEEETS!!!!11!1
mate, mr paul invented this at the weekend, and nearly died of laughter:
SALM (Society Against Large Midgets).
its all good!

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Re: absolon_78 February 2 2004, 11:40:34 UTC
so does that mean there can be large midgets? is the a height threshold? and who would specify this? what if you're a midget on the cusp of being a "normal" midget and a "large" midget? what a paradigm!

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Re: thegodsbollocks February 2 2004, 14:16:30 UTC
yes, the large midget problem is widespread, although you will find little mention of it in most mainstream midget-orientated publications.

i am unaware of the height threshold, but i believe there is one (measured in much the same way as people are when getting onto roller-coasters as i understand). i believe the governing council of midgets in the UK set the specifications. i understand the rules are sympathetic to a degree, but the punishment is intense for those who are for the sake of argument, small non-midgets claiming to be large midgets. i think the SALM was setup to guard the integrity of midgets, both in low-budget pornographic dvd's, and in the "real world" also.

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