toilet paper

[absolootezer0]

my wife and i were sitting in bed at about 1am and she started philosophizing about toilet paper

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[irishjeeper]

*GIGGLE* Okay now that's just freaking hilarious.

When I'm hopped up on cold meds or if I'm drunk I bust into my lil brothers room, yell at him and his girlfriend that she has to go home NOW and then go to bed. Unfortunately I don't remember it. Hahha.

Thankfully it's only happened twice. I've been forgiven both times. So now I just don't get tipsy (we are talking lightweight one glass of wine) and I make sure I don't fall asleep downstairs if I'm on cold meds. *giggle*

Toliet paper huh?

[fiendish]

You must buy a better brand of toilet paper than we do. I do have to admit, that what she came up with was quite deep and I found myself wanting better toilet paper for myself. :)

[absolootezer0]

its quilted northern. nice stuff. also makes for good kleenex and nose tampons. :)

[fiendish]

nose tampons. thats a new one:)

[absolootezer0]

never heard that one? that's when you have a runny nose take a piece of TP or kleenex and shove it up there so you don't have to blow it every 30 seconds. :)

[morganz]

Wow... I didn't think you were serious about posting that. Hey, it was a topic of conversation at a weak moment. However, if you truly think about it... it's really truthful. If only people were more like Quilted Northern... life would be better, right?

[absolootezer0]

TOLD YOU SO!
so uhm.. people wanna hear more about your TP philosophy.. care to enlighten us?

[morganz]

Who actually wants to know about the TP philosophy?

[absolootezer0]

a couple people. :)