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[absolut_ego]

I just love waking up to the smell of the-world's-gone-to-shit in the morning

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[lightningknife]

You look familiar... weren't you in the city before? That Fuu kid said something about you leaving.

[absolut_ego]

Familiar? What, have you heard of me? I wouldn't be surprised, considering. Heh.

And Fuu, like Fuujin? Leaving where? Which city? Who the hell are you?

If it's an award for vagueness you're looking for, you get a shiny gold star. Yay. You're happy. Can we start talking in specifics, now?

[lightningknife]

This might help explain.

Maybe? This city. It's just the City, doesn't have a name. I'm Larxene. You're Seifer, right?

I like being vague. It pisses people off. ♥

[absolut_ego]

...

Mini-Fuujin. Who apparently knows some homosexual, wigga version of myself.

No connection, lady.

I'd apologize if I crushed any dreams, except I'm not actually sorry.

[hey_yknow]

... Seifer? You got big, y'know!

[absolut_ego]

...

Raijin?

[hey_yknow]

Hiya, Boss! Was wondering when you'd get back, y'know?

[absolut_ego]

You're probably thinking of that other, allegedly homosexual Seifer. Rest assured that you'll find nothing of the same from me.

But if it's a posse you're looking for, I happen to have two slots open in mine, one for a Raijin and one for a Fuujin. Care to join?

[zell_jay]

YOU'RE GAY?

[zell_jay]

Imean AGH NEVERMIND WHOCARES WHERE ARE WE WTF HOW DID WE GET HERE

[absolut_ego]

Why am I completely not surprised.

[zell_jay]

What the hell does that mean!? Whendidyougethere!?

[absolut_ego]

It means that surprise, something that you feel when the unexpected happens, is something that I'm not feeling at all right now. That clear it up enough for you, or am I going to have to find a dictionary? Or wait--do you need me to draw it out for you in crayon?

Two hours. Welcome to hell, Chickenwuss. I figured that if my worst nightmares ever came true, you'd be a part of them.

[acquiesce]

(ooc: xDD omg precious ♥)

[zell_jay]

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