Comments | absolut_jmo: Need a laugh?

absolut_jmo

Need a laugh?

Mar 10, 2009 22:00

Okay. people.
SRSLY.
YOU MUST READ THIS!
And then the comments.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. It is two scanned pages from a published novel - number two in a trilogy - and it has more metaphors, bad ones at that, for a woman's body parts than has ever been assembled before.

Best, worst, published scene EVER! Pee-ess. Manda ( Read more... )

link, worst scene ever, funny

Comments 7

megh March 11 2009, 03:14:01 UTC

So so so so so funny!

absolut_jmo March 11 2009, 23:41:21 UTC

*G* Yes. I was crying last night - that was when I looked at all the comments. They made it so much better...or took it from crap to worth reading. Sorta.

cigamerisedi March 11 2009, 04:12:15 UTC

SNORT

absolut_jmo March 11 2009, 23:21:50 UTC

Is that a snort from your nose that is like a polished button, a butterbean freshly picked from the garden, a snail that has settled -- Okay, I'll stop there. You should SO get that guy to write your vows! *G*

dragonsangel68 March 11 2009, 11:54:40 UTC

There are no words...

absolut_jmo March 11 2009, 23:32:43 UTC

*giggles* Oh, but you are wrong. There are plenty of words - quite possibly way too many words.

Please tell me you read the comments, that is what had me crying. "'Her pubes was a field of wheat after the harvest.' What? Full of stubble and infested with rats?" Died, I did.

dragonsangel68 March 12 2009, 12:30:36 UTC

I did read the comments! I had tears running down my face. I think my favorite was the ferret tongue *dies laughing*