Pain in the ass? Who Me? yeah well, i suppose so ( Read more... )

I hate this computer lately. Much like Smith, it just doesnt want to work sometimes. And now with the crap! Ehh, actually, nahh, I dont feel like doing this right now.

"I don't mind you coming here
and wasting all my time
'cause when you're standing oh so near
I kinda lose my mind
(yeah)
I don't mind you hanging out
and talking in your sleep
I guess you're just what I needed"

Hi ( Read more... )

yeah so maybe I was "testing my limits"

DAMNIT, I just saw the mug my best friend gave me for christmas on my roommates floor and a little bit of it was melted like from the diswasher. Thats not nice. Not that I drink mych coffee anyway, but my best friend gave it to me. oh well. It still works ( Read more... )

insect shadow (4:49:45 PM): remember: it's always better to regret what you have done, than to regret what you haven't done ( Read more... )

ANT FAT!! Yes, Ant, those tiny little bugs that no one really realizes are fat. Oh Yes sir. And Ant Fat is in Country Crock. Did you know that? well, actually, It was the first thing I thought of. (yes Ive been told Im random before ( Read more... )

H-H-Hot Pi-iz-za! When you take a pizza out of the oven, let it sit for a minute or so... Note to self.

"The truth is bottled up inside 100 proof" (88 fingers louie - 100 proof ( Read more... )