Hinata has decided to return to Japan ( Read more... )

...I have a zombie for a birth father. Because there is simply no way on earth a dead man can walk back into my life in one piece unless he is a living corpse.

Would it be inappropriate of me to drink myself into a stupor? In these circumstances, I think not.

..............I have two fathers.

I am going to go vomit now.

I didn't bother to stay even ten minutes at that pseudo-fraternity party masquerading as a housewarming party. I had more lucrative things to do with my evening than stay and watch drunk people make out and have sex ( Read more... )

I suppose this is my obligatory 'Yes, I've been hired' entry. It should be obvious to those except the feeble-minded; how else would I be communicating with you lot ( Read more... )

...I have a date tomorrow with a sexy singer.

Hell yes.

My name is Neji and I am bored.

I have a pet octopus that lives in a tank named Claude.

I am French-Japanese.

I like to walk around shirtless more often than not.

I enjoy Korean-style sushi more than I do Japanese-style sushi. Sacrilege, I know.

Now you tell me something about yourself.

I feel my interview went quite successfully, so despite having to wait to know if I was indeed gainfully employed, I was not surprised to hear I had gotten the job I wanted, in every sense of the way. I am head bartender. I might not have experience working in a dive or a pub, but I surmise to say that if I can handle delicate business negotiations ( Read more... )

It is four o'clock in the morning on March fifteenth ( Read more... )

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