Do they wobble to and fro?
So I got the new Morrissey album this morning.
I'd already heard the first song before, which I didn't like at first, but is growing on me. However, the second track is beautiful. Strings by Ennio Morricone, heartfelt lyrics ...until the third stanza.
There are explosive kegs
Between my legs
...WTF MOZ? I almost drove off the road. I had to continue the trip while my face was contorted in horror and my shoulders hunched as though to protect me from the phrase that tumbled through my brain. It became my new snakes on a plane.
Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?
Me: Morrissey's balls.
Doctor: I'm afraid that leg'll have to come off.
Me: Morrissey's balls!
Matt: Why is Yen-Lo-Wang being such an evil bitey cat today?
Me: Morrissey's balls?
Please. Someone help me.
I'd already heard the first song before, which I didn't like at first, but is growing on me. However, the second track is beautiful. Strings by Ennio Morricone, heartfelt lyrics ...until the third stanza.
There are explosive kegs
Between my legs
...WTF MOZ? I almost drove off the road. I had to continue the trip while my face was contorted in horror and my shoulders hunched as though to protect me from the phrase that tumbled through my brain. It became my new snakes on a plane.
Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's, what can I get you?
Me: Morrissey's balls.
Doctor: I'm afraid that leg'll have to come off.
Me: Morrissey's balls!
Matt: Why is Yen-Lo-Wang being such an evil bitey cat today?
Me: Morrissey's balls?
Please. Someone help me.