I know you all want to see some pics ( Read more... )

I want you to understand that I live for you, inside of you and through you, with or without and endlessly hunger for more. I believe in the world as a question. What will I become? Who will lead? Who will follow? Will there ever be an answer ( Read more... )

I didn't write this, but it did make me spew chocolate milk out my nose ( Read more... )

I suppose I should tell you all that I'm married and have a child ( Read more... )

Do I contradict myself ( Read more... )

Say what you will about talk show guru Rush Limbaugh, one element of his stature remains undaunted: obesity. Hated by many, loved by some, although the verdict may still be out on whether or not he is a colossal prick everyone can agree that Mr. Limbaugh is a fatty fat fuck fatterific fatmeister ( Read more... )

Oh! Sweet mercy. I have seen the light and like a good soldier am succumbing to the bonds of unholy matricide...wait!?!? I mean holy matrimony...no, actually just matrimony. I'm getting married, ok. Is that plain enough for you? Also, for those of you who don't know, I'm getting married on December 29th. If you want an announcement sent to you send ( Read more... )

Perhaps I haven't been updating regular enough to have informed everyone that I am expecting. Yes, I am fathering a child. This sweet child o' mine will have a sex by Nov. 14th and we'll soon know what we are going to name it. I will conduct a poll to see what you approve of out of the names I have chosen (and the mother I suppose). If you have any ( Read more... )

Looks like lounge has invaded the deck, wrecked concept so I proceeded to jet. Found the chorus, ignored us, igniting array, fire-blast and I found one more today. Deliveries inviting from out of my past, the contrast feeds me and leads me to task. I toil, toil like my life depended on paradox and candy corn. Bubbles and Terraform. My baby, yo baby ( Read more... )

It occurs to some that will alone is a powerful potion. Powerful enough that it can drive the inanimate or consume the wits of another. In this vein of thought there lived the legend of Exlovirus, a woman of unnatural stead and fixation, with a stare so steely intense it might freeze a man stone or cause a broom so sweep unaided, yea to serve the ( Read more... )