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absolutesarcasm

Dec 30, 2005 18:05

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Masturbate with the opposite hand.

Get your resolution here

Comments 3

camerahorr December 31 2005, 02:22:17 UTC

I ended up with "Bang the girl next door."

leapinglemmings January 1 2006, 20:57:23 UTC

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

dancersunrise January 12 2006, 03:49:35 UTC

Oh Samantha. When will you learn that it's always best to use two hands?

-Dawn