My boulder is getting bigger and I wonder what I’ve accomplished in the time that I’ve been here. I suppose it all counts. Client satisfaction levels are high. Completing a 152 game season in my MLB game. Appreciating the art of trance. Good friendships. Mexican food. Being on my own. The list is short and not even close to resume worthy. But are ( Read more... )

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Appetizer
Strikers Salad - Purchased proudly Sunday night at the Albertson's. Ate half the bag that night and it has already gone bad. I pick out the lightest brown leaves I can find. $25/hour union motherfuckers. I eat soggy brown mess with purpose!

Discount cinnamon raisin bagel - 1 of 6 I must eat in the next 24 hours. I didn't even want bagels ( Read more... )

I am a cool cat ( Read more... )

"What do you see in me?" I asked.

She replied, "you're a gorgeous, moody, brooding, troubled kind of man."

I nodded and smiled, smiled and nodded. This girl, the one who delivered on cue with her complement, was beginning to see right through me.


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If you want to get to know me better, I’m actually a decent guy. But if you’re interested, I ask that you think twice. And if you’re falling for me, you should stop it right there.

Don’t love me because I will hurt you.I will find everything beautiful about you and will go out of my way to show you the way I see you ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning scared ( Read more... )

We talked about it at work. We talked about it over lunch. The CEO of one of my clients brought it up in a meeting ( Read more... )

I said I'd never do a movie review on my lj but I lied. Go watch Love ActuallyTake your significant other. Take your son or daughter or nephew or niece. Take your mom or dad as long as they can understand non-American proper limey English. Take the ex you mistreated and still feel guilty about. Take the barista at Starbucks that you have a crush on ( Read more... )

Mexican movers. A Ryder truck parked out front. And a smile that stretched cheek to cheek across my face as I walked by my arch enemies.

(See http://www.livejournal.com/users/absoluteshine/27396.html for my account of our infamous last battle)