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[absorbefacient]

o1 Make a list of fifteen characters - they don't have to be from the same fandom, but they can be. Don't tell anyone the numbers of the people on the list.

o2 People reply to the journal with things like "what would happen if one and three do blah blah blah"

o3 When you get enough replies, start replying to their comments saying what would happen

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OKAY JO! I GOT ONE FOR YOU GURLLL

[antoniarain]

seven and twelve go shopping, end up going to a bar after, and twelve gets sloppy drunk, so seven must take care of him/her. do what you will. there must be a scene at seven's flat that ensues. i don't mind how it turns out: humor, angst, hot drunken sex. though you know i have a soft spot for the angst. :D

Re: OKAY JO! I GOT ONE FOR YOU GURLLL

[absorbefacient]

7 - Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)
12 - Nico Robin (One Piece)

THIS IS A PARADOX AND WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. They're both nerdy and Robin wouldn't get sloppy drunk ever. And I think Hermione'd just be all... "WTF?!" if it did happen anyway. IF THIS DID HAPPEN, HOWEVER...

Ron would probably walk in at some point and start sobbing and then Hermione'd ditch Robin while her and Ron went clubbing.

In tutus.

[vanillitric]

What would happen if Thirteen and Six were best friends, and tried to match-make Nine and Two?

[absorbefacient]

13 - Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)
6 - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
9 - Usopp (One Piece)
2 - Luffy (One Piece)

How did you manage to get the match-made ones from the same fandom?!

Ron would probably have to get plastered before he tried to set anyone up, and then Hiccup would get confused and probably die.

Usopp would be kind of freaked out and demand to become captain of the crew before he'd date Luffy (or anything similar).

... Luffy'd just be kind of like. "... lolwut."

[vanillitric]

How did you manage to get the match-made ones from the same fandom?!

I'M JUST AMAZING. I don't even watch OP yet, lol.
... why did Hiccup have to die. ):

[vanillitric]

One and Eight are getting married on Eleven's yacht. Fourteen is determined to ruin the wedding - why?

[absorbefacient]

1 - Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
8 - Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
11 - Sanji (One Piece)
14 - Edward Cullen (Twilight)

ARTHUR/DRACO = new otp.

WELL, Sanji is obviously going to be catering the wedding as well, so Arthur and Draco have a fantabulous time - that is, until Edweird Edward bursts into the room and demands that Arthur or Draco marry him. He's only jealous because he sparkles and no one but Bellew wants to marry him.

Then Sanji roundhouse kicks Edward in the face, knocking him to the ground. This is followed by Arthur slicing his head off and Draco setting Eddie's remains on fire - with some AK for extra measure.

Then Arthur and Draco get married and have 17 blonde babies that take over the universe when they turn fifteen, as they're all drop dead gorgeous.

[vanillitric]

LOL WHAT WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN WITH THIS. EXPECT A STORM OF CAPSLOCK. (SRSLY THERE'S GONNA BE CAPS'D THUNDER AND LIGHTNING AND ALL.)

ARTHUR/DRACO = new otp.

OH MY GOD WHERE DO I EVEN. HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED HOW MUCH THEY HAVE IN COMMON? THEY'RE BOTH SPOILT PRINCESSES BRATS, THEY'RE BOTH ~*BEAUTIFUL BLONDES*~ AND THEY HAVE THE SAME TYPES OF DADDY ISSUES. AHH.
I can see it so much. IF THEY HAPPENED YOU KNOW UTHER AND LUCIUS WOULD JUST BE ALL "YEAH, FKU, MY SON IS CLEARLY THE DOMINANT BETTER ONE

[absorbefacient]

I think it's kind of IMPOSSIBLE to be srs bsns.
I need to write this fic like burning.