Stolen from Nima.....
Bold everything you have done.
Things i've somehow managed to accomplish throughout my eighteen wasted years:
1. I have gone snow tubing.
2. I have written a really, really angry song.
3. I have painted my fingernails black.
4. I have gotten multiple D’s on one report card.
5. I have watched every episode of at least one tv series. Friends.
6. I am a kung-fu master.
7. I cry for no apparent reason all the time.
8. I have a barfing problem.....had..past tense
9. I have broken my computer.
10. I go for over 3 days without bathing all the time. Today is exactly the third day of me not showering, how coincidental.
11. I have made out with my best friend.
12. I have discovered what happens when you put metal in the microwave.
13. I have beaten a video game the same day I bought it.
14. I know every word to at least two John Cusack movies.
15. I have broken my own heart. By making myself believe something that was obviously not true.
16. I think crayons are the most fun things ever.
17. I think the current president is a shit-bag.
18. I have toilet-papered someone’s house.
19. I have dressed up as a condom for Halloween.
20. I can sing all the words to Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” classic.
21. I am afraid of answering the phone.
22. I believed in Santa Claus for over 10 years.
23. I aspire to be a construction worker.
24. I work at Burger King.
25. I have masturbated on the phone before. Phone sex gets old really quick.
26. I am allergic to peanuts.
27. I have been the lead in a play.
28. I can speak computer jargon fluently.
29. I have mastered the art of school-skipping.
30. I want to go to college outside of my home state.
31. I think my family is full of wackos. People have to be prepared to step inside of the Jordan household.
32. I believe that there is a God.
33. I have a pet named after a fictional character.
34. I am the world’s biggest procrastinator.
35. The most important thing in my life right now is my boyfriend. He's one of them...
36. I am addicted to livejournal quizzes.
37. I have questioned my sexuality. Only with one female EVER.
38. I have a foot fetish.
39. I have participated in a chick-on-chick brawl.
40. I have snorted cocaine.
41. When I don’t know the words to a song, I make them up myself.
42. I have lied to a complete stranger.
43. I realize that the high school social hierarchy is a waste of my time.
44. I listen to Christmas music year-round.
45. I have bought someone a really cool gift and ended up keeping it for myself.
46. I used to pee the bed. and my pants until the seventh grade.
47. I can think of at least 5 people I would like to murder.
48. I saw the Sponge Bob movie and secretly like it.
49. I worry about things that don’t matter a lot.
50. I like my first name.
51. I spend more time on the computer than I do on anything else.
52. I know more than any person ever should about the characters of Boy Meets World.
53. I have written a story.
54. I have over a thousand songs downloaded onto my computer.
55. I have built a snowman and cried when he fell down.
56. I have friends in college that I miss very much. My Mumu...and my Jackers.
57. My best friend is a member of the opposite sex. I only have two female friends.
58. I own my own private island.
59. I have older siblings. One. Kim.
60. I am constantly being compared to other relatives. Just Allison.
61. I have stayed up all night with someone who was sick.
62. I have been in a wedding.
63. I have worn all black on Valentine’s Day.
64. I count the relationships I had in elementary school when someone asks me how many boyfriends I have had.
65. I have wished something horrible on another person.
66. I have survived a car crash.
67. I have painted a picture.
68. I would trust my friends with my life. I'd trust a few.
69. I am horrible at driving. I don't even have a permit.
70. I have done things I am not proud of.
71. I drive myself insane.
72. I have dialed a phone number I found on the wall.
73. I get high on the weekends. more often then not.
74. I have kissed a person the first day I met them.
75. I consider myself a “Born Again Virgin.”
76. I walk around my house naked.
77. I feel like I am out of control of my life.
78. The only conversations I have with my parents are screaming matches.
79. I have fallen wildly, passionately in love with someone the first time I saw them.
80. I know what the Booh-bahs are.
81. I have been in rehab.
82. The first thing I notice about a person is how fat/skinny they are.
83. I have tried to commit suicide.
84. I read a lot of books.
85. The first thing I want to do when I get home is go back to bed.
86. Every day of my life I wish that something were different.
87. I have been sexually abused.
88. I firmly intend to abstain from sex until marriage.
89. I have argued my way into an R-rated movie.
90. I have had anal sex.
91. I have been so moved by an act of kindness that it’s brought me to tears.
92. I have been scared out of my wits.
93. I have stolen something that was really expensive.
94. I have gone streaking.
95. I really do like to dance. I wish i could do it properly.
96. I watch internet porn on a regular basis.
97. I speak Ebonics better than I speak English.
98. I chew my food 26 times before swallowing.
99. I have gotten a free cd along with the cd I bought, and I liked the free cd better.
100. I cannot wait for something big to happen. My life is wonderful...just difficult to understand at times.
That was strange....