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I am a fat person. Yes I am.

And I blame it on Ashley Allyssa Englander. She insists on living through me, thereby forcing me to indulge in twice the amount of Coldstone ice cream, Diddy Riese cookies, Baskin Robbins, and BJ's that I normally would. Damn you Ashley, go take care of your own fat person tendencies instead of making me eat for two!!

Comments

[midnite_star]

Oh, Ashley's such a bitch.

[abstract_notion]

God, I know!! Why have I been best friends with her for the past 7 years?? What a waste.

[glamourmebaybee]

Oh Katie, you love me <3

You're so good to me.

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I better at least be getting some action for being such a good person.

[dddenise]

i'd love for ashley to live through me. at lunch i ate a pint of haggan-daz ice cream today, and i was not full in the least bit. and i think i'm going to bjs tonight for pizzokies. i will gladly eat another pizzokie for her.

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Please do!! She's becoming such a burden!

[glamourmebaybee]

oh denise, i would let you eat a pizookie for me anyday! <3