umm we played in tj last night and it was tight and we were durnk and shit. boner

I saw dillinger the other night and now I have a boner.

i need a new job

umm today is my birthday.

chris and I ate some mushrooms at the beach yesterday and he thought he was a wizard

I want some oxycontin

umm I need to shave my balls.

umm i just got the bjork best hits dvd today. im cooler then all ov you.

did you here about the stupid mexican who stoped his truck on the 5 yesterday and a family crashed into him and died. i fucken hate mexicans

oh yeah...and howard dean and the DNC....hahahaa you fucken democratics fucked your self over agian.

umm i broke my coller bone and now im just getting fucked up on vicodine. life is cool.