junk email/mail woes...and a postscript...

[abstractshan]

so i've officially been here long enough to receive junk mail and junk email

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[heinousbiotch]

I think you're a meanie and don't want to read any of your journals anymore.

hehehe

i know i want to learn how to increase my penis size, where do i sign up? ;) junk email always makes me laugh. i used to open them with my old roommate, she and i looked at a lot of porn together. sometimes, i love the french.

[abstractshan]

neener, neener, neener...

nah dude, i HAVE to...it's ridiculous...someone can't keep themselves out of my life...so it's high time i did what is appropriate and made the damn thing "friends only" for good...

you sign up for a penis increase by using the website at the bottom of the email...too bad i deleted it, otherwise i'd give you the link!!

junk email is hilarious...some of the funniest shit gets put into email form...wouldn't you agree??

[heinousbiotch]

okay, so if you haven't seen hudson hawk this is going to sound really bad, but to quote hudson hawk "want me to rape em?"

See, that sounded bad, but when you see the movie, it's really funny. okay. i'm sick, yes, we all know this.

yeah, i mostly do friends only, or i do customs a lot because sometimes i only want you and anieska reading what i say. :)

YES. i love spam, it makes me giggle when i've been having a bad day.

[abstractshan]

hahaha...yes, please rape 'em...:P

how do you set up custom entries? you'll have to help me out! i'm sure that if i read on the livejournal website i'd know...but darn...i don't know...

and spam is extra funny!!!

[rebelprince26]

sign up for a penis increase

that souinds funny. :)

[abstractshan]

right?

kinda made me chuckle this morning...;)

[dustydo157]

I still want to be your lj friend

[abstractshan]

you will be m'dear...that wasn't even remotely directed at you!!;)

thanks for still wanting to be my lj friend!!!:-D

[brontewhore]

*whimper* You're gonna make me log in? But that takes so much woooooooooooork....

[abstractshan]

trust me...it's the best way...:)

[brontewhore]

*pathetic whimper* My fingers already hurt just thinking about it.

[abstractshan]

*kicks you in the shin*

just do it...:P

Junk funkin' mail

[actionjackson31]

GIRL!!!! I hear ya, i get at least 100 pieces of junk mail everyday and sometimes when i don't check my e-mails everyday they just pile up to around 600-700 pieces and that to me is bull shit and it pisses me off. I would just love to grab every single one of those fuckers by the horns of the hairs or cocks and just throw them off the edge of the earth. Its people like them that just get so crazy and want to get there rocks off by sending you there SHIT full of SHIT and really don't give a crap about you only to get ahead of the game.

Re: Junk funkin' mail

[abstractshan]

hahahaha...preach on greg!!!