ass blasting.

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JESUS! I am fed up with taking shits. In the past 24-hrs I've shit out about 92 pounds of waste and I don't feel good at all.  I know eating a lot is usually the cause of this, but what the hell, I was so hungry last night after saying ''Im not THAT hungry'' to my lady friend about 1,000 times... but what the hell, Olive Garden is awesome. :P I

Comments

[steppinonsteph]

hahahahahhahahah anal blast.

i didnt even bother to read the rest.
but i will later.
hahaha dear god.

[alexgoestotown]

Oh my god. You are so disgusting.

But I love you anyway you diaherra fool!

[mydoseofhatred]

HOAHoahahahahA!

Sounds like you caught the "Anal Sneezes".

You should have showed those immigrant sons of bitches how AMERICAN shit looks like, fuck yes.