Remember when we found that nest of giant golden eagles? It was so funny when you tried to ride the mommy bird, but she ended up just biting both of your ears clean off.
I'll never forget that time you and me were at the zoo, and those apes started throwing their feces at us. You were all like, "fight fire with fire!" and I was all like, "dammit, that's crazy talk! You can't possibly compete with the feces-trowing capacity of a whole troop of silverback gorillas! Especially not on burrito night!"
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Man those birds tasted good.
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I'll never doubt your abilities again.
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